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2023 Classic: Sylvester Stallone’s Record

 Why did he win Worst Supporting Actor? To cement his legacy as the “All Time Razzie Champion”—at this point, he has more Razzies than some actors have actual fans. 

Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2023 “Pooh, Piling On & Expendable Icons” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Vintage: Worst Screen Couple
 Why Rachel Zegler and the Seven CGI Dudes? Because the chemistry...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Rebel Moon Carry-over
 Why was Zack Snyder hit? For a sequel that was so "epic" it actu...read more »
2025 Classic: Worst Actress Runner-up
 Why Ana de Armas for Ballerina? For proving that even the John W...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Mufasa" Voice-over
 Why was it mocked? For proving that talking lions are only majes...read more »
2024 Archive: Jon Voight’s Marathon
 Why did he win Worst Supporting Actor? For appearing in four dif...read more »
2024 Archive: Coppola’s Megalo-Mess
 Why did Francis Ford Coppola win Worst Director? For Megalopolis...read more »
2024 Archive: Dakota’s Honesty
 Why did Dakota Johnson win Worst Actress? For giving a performan...read more »
2025 Classic: Minecraft’s Costume Design
 Why was Jack Black nominated? For playing "Steve" by simply wear...read more »
2025 Vintage: Worst Actress
 Why Rachel Zegler? For proving that you can be "the fairest of t...read more »
2025 Archive: The Minecraft Movie Mess
 Why was it a target? Because Jack Black and Jason Momoa looked l...read more »

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 Why Jason Momoa? For appearing in a pink leather jacket and a fr...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Diablo_Cow_Level05/24/2006 16:41There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
@Seinfeld_George07/30/2007 22:18What is the deal with these funny jokes?
@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril07/18/2007 21:39He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
@Marquee_Text_Fan03/13/1997 22:12<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
@Second_Life_Avy08/23/2014 02:47In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
@True_Story_Neil08/11/1996 01:22True story! I was there!

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