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2025 Classic: Worst Actress Runner-up

 Why Ana de Armas for Ballerina? For proving that even the John Wick universe can’t save a movie that spent too much time in the editing room.

Part of the 33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2025 “Snow White, Minecraft & Disney Blues” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Archive: The Lilo & Stitch Logic
 Why was the live-action Stitch a target? Because the "cute and f...read more »
2024 Classic: Madame Web’s ADR
 Why was the dialogue mocked? Because half the lines were clearly...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Mickey 17" Delay
 Why? For a movie that was so "delayed" it became a myth before i...read more »
2024 Archive: Coppola’s Megalo-Mess
 Why did Francis Ford Coppola win Worst Director? For Megalopolis...read more »
2024 Archive: Dakota’s Honesty
 Why did Dakota Johnson win Worst Actress? For giving a performan...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2024 “Madame Web, Joker’s Duet & Borderlands” Edition
In 2024, the 45th Razzie Awards feasted on a catastrophic year fo...read more »
2024 Legacy: Worst Screenplay
 Why Madame Web? For a script that was so messy it felt like it w...read more »
2025 Classic: Ice Cube’s Wells Trip
 Why was he nominated for Worst Actor? For How to Stop a Zombie A...read more »
2023 Archive: The "Exorcist" Investors
 Why were they nominated for Worst Couple? Because the Razzies fe...read more »
2025 Archive: The Minecraft Movie Mess
 Why was it a target? Because Jack Black and Jason Momoa looked l...read more »

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2024 Archive: The Megalopolis Voice-over
 Why was it hit? For a movie that felt like a philosopher's conve...read more »
36 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2001 “Glitter, Green & Gorilla” Edition
In 2001, the 22nd Razzie Awards had an easy job. It was the year ...read more »
2025 Vintage: Snow White’s Poison Apple
 Why did Snow White dominate the nominations? Because Disney mana...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Borderlands Casting
 Why was it hit? For hiring Kevin Hart and Cate Blanchett to stan...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Instant_Msg11/10/2011 21:15I just set this as my away message. Classic!
@Scream_Ghostface08/30/1996 16:48Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
@Kernel_Panic_9810/08/2014 12:07This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
@Hackers_Movie_Fan04/17/2001 03:35Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
@Beanie_Campbell07/27/2000 08:02True friendship is sharing a good joke.
@Trogdor_Burn06/28/2000 13:03Burninating the countryside with laughter!

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