Skip to content
Home » The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025 » 2011 Classic: The Skyrim Guard

2011 Classic: The Skyrim Guard

 A guy walks into a bar with an arrow sticking out of his leg. The bartender asks, “What happened?” The guy sighs, “I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee… and now I just want a mead.”

Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The Dyslexic Entry
A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »
64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition
In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Climate Change Cocktail
 "I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »
2025 Classic: The Mars Colonial
 A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »
The Schrödinger Cat
The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »
The Giraffe Problem
Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »
65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition
In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »
75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition
In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition
In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »
2024 Archive: The White Russian
 "The Dude abides the AI revolution."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: Th...read more »

😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition
In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »
73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your Mother” Edition
In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »
2025 Classic: The Self-Driving Tab
 A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Memory Upload
 A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Melrose_Place_Fan08/07/1998 05:37Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
@Pirates_Jack_S06/12/2012 04:16But you have heard of this joke!
@Jesus_Quintana08/18/2007 03:48Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
@Shagadelic_9706/06/2013 05:51This joke is very shagadelic, man!
@This_Is_Fine_Dog06/05/2009 17:59Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
@Delicious_Links09/10/2004 17:32Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
@Railgun_Sniper03/15/2003 07:35I saw that laugh coming from across the map.

Yearly Joke Archive

Leave a Reply

Human Humor: Eco

We use 0% cookies and no tracking. Saving energy and protecting your privacy.