A guy walks into a bar with an arrow sticking out of his leg. The bartender asks, “What happened?” The guy sighs, “I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee… and now I just want a mead.”
Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Dyslexic Entry
A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »
64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition
In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Climate Change Cocktail
"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »
2025 Classic: The Mars Colonial
A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »
The Schrödinger Cat
The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »
The Giraffe Problem
Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »
65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition
In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »
75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition
In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition
In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »
2024 Archive: The White Russian
"The Dude abides the AI revolution."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: Th...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition
In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »
73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your Mother” Edition
In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »
2025 Classic: The Self-Driving Tab
A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Memory Upload
A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
But you have heard of this joke!
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.