2024 Archive: The White Russian

“The Dude abides the AI revolution.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »

A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »

Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »

In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »

A woman walks in with a bouquet of flowers and a complicated rel...read more »

The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »

Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »

Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »

A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »

A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »

A guy tries to "scroll" the coaster with his thumb.Part of the 5...read more »

A girl orders an Espresso Martini and says, "I’m working late, c...read more »

In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »

A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »

@BBS_Veteran09/10/2004 13:36Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.

@Austin_Powers_Doctor11/02/2007 23:08One million laughs! Mwahahaha!

@Pentium_Power08/31/2012 19:56My processor can barely handle this much humor!

@Agent_Smith_0104/07/2000 16:34It is inevitable... you will laugh.

@Shagadelic_9710/23/1995 20:54This joke is very shagadelic, man!

@Distracted_Boy03/06/2009 22:18Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.

@About_Dot_Com07/19/2009 10:12The human guide to online humor.