Why was the highway so stressed? It had too many “forks” in the road.
Part of the 57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 "Wii-mote" Edition
In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 "End of the World" Edition
In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.