What do you call a bee that’s a professional athlete? A “jock-bee.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 "Touchscreen" Edition
The year 2007 changed everything. While the world was busy trying...read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 "Ever Given" Edition
In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
Q: What’s the difference between a...
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: One is ...read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
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Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
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Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
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Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
Deal with it. This is gold.