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2015 Archive: The “Locked Away”

 Adam Levine and R. City. If I got locked away, would you still love me? Probably not if you’re still crashing weddings.

Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2015 Reality Glitch archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

2025 Classic: The Avatar
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2025 Classic: The "Legacy" Social Media
 My "Memory" feature just showed me a post from 2015 and I’ve nev...read more »
2025 Archive: The Fantastic Four "First Steps"
 They’re finally in the MCU. They’re from the 60s, but they’re in...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Dead Internet" Realization
 I’ve reached the point where I assume 90% of the comments on any...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Authenticity" Filter
 There’s a new filter that removes all other filters. It’s terrif...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Not Like Us" Mustard Beat
 The official song for every backyard BBQ, wedding, and funeral i...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Glasses "Capture"
 Everyone is wearing glasses that record everything. I’ve started...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Invisible" Earbuds
 They’re so small I’ve already lost three pairs in my own ears.Pa...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Duke_Nukem_Fan01/15/2011 03:06I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
@Silk_Road_Ghost06/12/1997 14:04Trading jokes in the shadows.
@Tyler_Durden_Real02/13/2006 14:16Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
@Donnie_Darko_8802/25/1995 02:30Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
@Tuenti_Specialist07/05/2015 19:46A classic from the Spanish web too!
@Safari_Surfer06/30/2001 07:30A wild laugh appeared!

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