2009 Legacy: The Pink “Funhouse” (The Tour)
Why the acrobatics? For Pink proving she could sing upside down while spinning on a silk rope, putting every other performer to shame. Part of… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Pink “Funhouse” (The Tour)
2008 Vintage: The Leaf
I’m “turning” over a new financial leaf. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Legacy: The Bill Clinton “Fairy Tale” Quote
Why was Bill so grumpy in 2008? Because he realized that “The First Black President” title was about to be officially revoked by a guy… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Bill Clinton “Fairy Tale” Quote
2007 Legacy: The Justin Timberlake Win
Why did he win for “Dick in a Box”? For proving that a Saturday Night Live sketch could be more culturally significant than a 10-part… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Justin Timberlake Win
2007 Archive: The Tumblr Launch
Why was the designer so busy? He was “reblogging” pictures of vintage typewriters instead of finishing the logo. Part of the 82 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2007 Archive: The Tumblr Launch
2006 Vintage: The Best Song Category
Why was it so weird? Because it was the only year a rap group and a country singer were fighting for the same piece of… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Best Song Category
2006 Classic: The Therapy Dog
My psychiatrist has a dog. The dog just stares at me and judges my shoes. Part of the 68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch… Read More »2006 Classic: The Therapy Dog
2006 Classic: The Marie Antoinette
She wants a “lavish” lifestyle. I told her I’m a “lavish” husband on a “leftovers” budget. Part of the 66 Marriage Jokes: The 2006 “Wii… Read More »2006 Classic: The Marie Antoinette
2005 Legacy: The Podcast Hype
Why did the boss record himself talking for an hour? He called it a “Corporate Podcast” and no one ever listened to it. Part of… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Podcast Hype
2004 Vintage: The Dodgeball Movie
“If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!” “Is that why you’re hiding behind the sofa while I’m holding the vacuum?” Part of the… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Dodgeball Movie