1996 Archive: The Elevator Pitch

What does a lawyer say in an elevator? “I could sue you for breathing my air, but I’ll give you a professional courtesy discount.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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A lawyer crossed the road to bill the chicken for "Navigational ...read more »

A lawyer sued a user in the Metaverse for "virtual assault" afte...read more »

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In 2004, the legal landscape shifted forever. With the birth of F...read more »

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@Pixel_Addict11/03/1998 07:07LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.

@Frasier_Crane08/02/2010 23:40I am listening... and I am laughing.

@Scream_Ghostface01/07/2003 08:23Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?

@Unix_Wizard05/11/2004 04:07sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!

@Trainspotting_Rent06/26/2012 00:06Choose life. Choose a joke.

@Dexter_Lab_Fan01/07/2001 02:01Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!

@Zoolander_Mug07/20/2000 05:35I’m a merman! A merman laughing!

@Tay_Zonday_Fan04/11/2013 18:46Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.