2000 Vintage: The “Rocky and Bullwinkle” Logic
Why was it nominated? For proving that some cartoons are better left in the 2D world where they belong. Part of the 40 Razzie Awards… Read More »2000 Vintage: The “Rocky and Bullwinkle” Logic
2000 Legacy: The Jelly Shoes Blister
Trying to run the 100-meter dash in physical education class while wearing sticky, flexible plastic sandals with zero arch support. Part of the 41 School… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Jelly Shoes Blister
1999 Classic: The Load
I’m a weightlifter. I’m just waiting for progress. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
1999 Vintage: The “Everything is Fine” Strategy
Why was the economy so good in ’99? Because the American people were so distracted by the scandals that they forgot to stop spending money.… Read More »1999 Vintage: The “Everything is Fine” Strategy
1999 Legacy: The Blue Streak
Why Martin Lawrence? For proving that if you’re a jewel thief, the safest place to hide is inside a newly built police station as a… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Blue Streak
1999 Classic: The Winamp Skin
Why did the IT computer look like a spaceship? Because he found a “Nuclear” skin for his MP3 player. Part of the 77 Office Groaners:… Read More »1999 Classic: The Winamp Skin
1999 Classic: The “Big Daddy” Urinating Joke
Why was it a target? Because the Razzies felt that a movie’s emotional peak shouldn’t involve a sidewalk. Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes:… Read More »1999 Classic: The “Big Daddy” Urinating Joke
1998 Vintage: The Pizza
We ordered pizza online for the first time. It arrived three hours late and cold. The future is here! Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Pizza
1998 Vintage: The Bit
Why did the blonde bite her computer? She wanted to see if it had 32 “bits.” Part of the 48 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1998… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Bit
1997 Vintage: The Phone Card
Why was the man shaking the payphone? His “100-minute” international card ran out after 3 minutes of saying “Can you hear me?” Part of the… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Phone Card