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1999 Legacy: The Blue Streak

Why Martin Lawrence? For proving that if you’re a jewel thief, the safest place to hide is inside a newly built police station as a detective.

Part of the 42 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1999 “Glitch in the Matrix, Y2K Panic & The Sixth Sense” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Full_House_Lover10/12/2000 23:47You got it, dude! Hilarious.
@Optical_Mouse_9908/22/1997 03:58I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
@Baxter_The_Dog09/19/2006 21:30Bark! (He says it’s funny).
@Midi_Background03/03/2010 10:40Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
@Search_Scout_9904/15/2009 08:20Scouting the web for gems like this.
@Everquest_Solo10/30/2005 00:57Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
@StrongBad_Mail04/14/2000 17:12I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
@Evolution_Dance10/27/2013 17:42The history of humor in one post.

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