Resurrection: Why the wait? For Mel Gibson proving that a sequel 2,000 years (and 21 film years) in the making is the ultimate test of “Method Acting.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 2006 Archive: The Borat “Very Nice!”
Why did 2006 feel so awkward? Because Sacha Baron Cohen convinced half of America to say things ... read more »
Why did 2006 feel so awkward? Because Sacha Baron Cohen convinced half of America to say things ... read more »
2. 2018 Vintage: Bohemian Rhapsody Teeth
Why was Rami Malek wearing those? Because to play Freddie Mercury, you need the moves, the voice... read more »
Why was Rami Malek wearing those? Because to play Freddie Mercury, you need the moves, the voice... read more »
3. 2019 Archive: The Aladdin “Blue Will Smith”
Why the lamp? For a remake that proved that even if you’re a giant CGI genie, you can still have... read more »
Why the lamp? For a remake that proved that even if you’re a giant CGI genie, you can still have... read more »
4. 2019 Classic: The Uncut Gems Anxiety
Why Adam Sandler? For a movie so tense that the audience’s collective heart rate didn't return t... read more »
Why Adam Sandler? For a movie so tense that the audience’s collective heart rate didn't return t... read more »
5. 2008 Vintage: The Wrestler Heartbreak
Why Mickey Rourke? For a comeback so raw it made everyone in 2008 want to hug a professional wre... read more »
Why Mickey Rourke? For a comeback so raw it made everyone in 2008 want to hug a professional wre... read more »
6. 2016 Archive: The 2016 Final Industry Vibe
Why the "Disruption"? Because it was the year the Fourth Wall fell, the wrong envelope was opene... read more »
Why the "Disruption"? Because it was the year the Fourth Wall fell, the wrong envelope was opene... read more »
7. 2016 Legacy: The Hacksaw Ridge Pacifism
Why Andrew Garfield? For a war movie where the main character refuses to carry a gun, making eve... read more »
Why Andrew Garfield? For a war movie where the main character refuses to carry a gun, making eve... read more »
8. 2012 Legacy: The Moonrise Kingdom Symmetry
Why Wes Anderson? For a movie where 12-year-olds are more mature than the entire adult cast, inc... read more »
Why Wes Anderson? For a movie where 12-year-olds are more mature than the entire adult cast, inc... read more »
9. 1999 Classic: The Magnolia Rain
Why the frogs? For a Tom Cruise performance so intense that God literally had to drop thousands ... read more »
Why the frogs? For a Tom Cruise performance so intense that God literally had to drop thousands ... read more »
10. 2018 Vintage: A Star Is Born “Haaa-ah-ah-haaa”
Why was everyone singing in their cars? Because Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper proved that all you... read more »
Why was everyone singing in their cars? Because Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper proved that all you... read more »
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[2000-11-09 ARCHIVE_LOG]AOL_Keyword_Jokes: Standard classic. Never gets old.
[2000-02-21 ARCHIVE_LOG]Gremlins_Gizmo: Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
[2014-12-18 ARCHIVE_LOG]Neopets_Trader: Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
[2015-01-27 ARCHIVE_LOG]Second_Life_Avy: In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
[2000-08-02 ARCHIVE_LOG]LonelyGirl15_F: Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!
[1995-10-15 ARCHIVE_LOG]Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat: Heh heh heh. Good one.
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