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2025 Classic: The Passion of the Christ

Resurrection: Why the wait? For Mel Gibson proving that a sequel 2,000 years (and 21 film years) in the making is the ultimate test of “Method Acting.”

Part of the 34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2025 “Man of Steel, Fire Ash & The Multiverse Fatigue” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Vintage: The Wicked Part 1
Why the green? For a musical that spent $150 million to prove tha...read more »
2025 Classic: The Elio Space Trip
Why the delay? For a Pixar movie that reminded us that being the ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Monkey Man Fights
Why Dev Patel? For a movie that proved that if you want a job don...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Dungeons & Dragons
Honor Among Thieves: Why the pudgy dragon? For a movie that was s...read more »
38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2006 “Casino Royale, Borat & The Boston Mole” Edition
In 2006, Hollywood was all about the "Reboot" and the "Deep Cover...read more »
2025 Legacy: The John Wick Spinoff (Ballerina)
Why Ana de Armas? For proving that you can take down a whole room...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Creator Visuals
Why the budget? For a sci-fi movie that looked like it cost $300 ...read more »
2023 Legacy: The Iron Claw Muscles
Why Zac Efron? For a movie where the actors had so much muscle an...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Asteroid City Symmetry
Why the play? For the most "Wes Anderson" movie yet, where the ac...read more »

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Why Keanu Reeves? For the moment the internet achieved peace beca...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Napster_Leech09/10/2005 05:09Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
@Linux_Distro_Fan12/28/1999 07:26Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam02/24/2015 03:55I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
@SpiderMan_Peter03/21/1996 06:14My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
@Project_Mayhem10/30/2006 02:28Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
@Donny_V_ShutUp03/19/2008 18:43Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
@Brennan_Huff_X11/10/1996 12:41I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
@CompuServe_Classic01/19/2015 03:05Premium humor for premium members.

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