Why was the economy so good in ’99? Because the American people were so distracted by the scandals that they forgot to stop spending money.
Part of the 37 Presidential Jokes: The 1999 “Impeachment Trials & Y2K Panic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
Standard classic. Never gets old.
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.