1999 Classic: The Load

I’m a weightlifter. I’m just waiting for progress.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

In 1995, before memes were a thing, we had the "groaner." One-lin...read more »

In 2021, we learned that a pair of knitted mittens could win the ...read more »

I’m wearing a suit made of digital ink. I’m just "changing" my l...read more »

I’m "swinging" by the server.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

2007 was the year our pockets got a whole lot smarter. While the ...read more »

I’m "hiss-terical" about the glitches.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

We’re a "fruitful" pair of cyborgs.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m thinking about a pun right now, and my toaster just laughed....read more »

In 2011, we started talking to our phones and they actually start...read more »

I’m "grating" on the AI’s circuits.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "buffering" my social evolution.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

In 2023, the line between human and machine became as thin as a s...read more »

I’m "buzzing" with every vibration.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "pride-ful" of my human heart.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

@Trinity_Matrix09/22/2011 21:46Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!

@Total_Recall_Fan05/27/2011 18:11Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!

@Animorphs_X04/05/1997 04:07I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!

@Woman_Yelling_C06/18/2002 20:20The cat is just sitting there laughing!

@Railgun_Sniper11/27/2006 20:45I saw that laugh coming from across the map.