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1998 Vintage: The Pizza

 We ordered pizza online for the first time. It arrived three hours late and cold. The future is here!

Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Grunge” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Dreamcast_Gamer04/24/2008 17:01Thinking is definitely funny today.
@Independence_Day11/29/1995 11:29Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
@Geocities_Neighbor09/03/2012 12:13Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
@Twin_Peaks_Coffee02/27/2013 01:36A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
@Hercules_Xena01/26/2011 22:17By the gods, this is a funny one!
@Grunge_Lord_9407/31/2009 03:03I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
@Transformers_OP02/09/2011 20:31Jokes are more than meets the eye!
@Afk_For_Laughs01/04/1996 10:26Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
@Everquest_Solo05/02/1999 13:37Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
@Troll_Face_Real01/16/2000 06:26Problem? No, just laughs!

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