Why was the man shaking the payphone? His “100-minute” international card ran out after 3 minutes of saying “Can you hear me?”
Part of the 50 Travel Jokes: The 1997 “King of the World” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
I facepalmed and then I laughed.
I’m going to poke you for this joke!