2004 Vintage: The Dodgeball Movie
“If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!” “Is that why you’re hiding behind the sofa while I’m holding the vacuum?” Part of the… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Dodgeball Movie
2004 Vintage: OutKast’s Green Revolution
Why did Speakerboxxx/The Love Below win Album of the Year? Because André 3000 wore a lime-green outfit so bright it convinced the Academy that the… Read More »2004 Vintage: OutKast’s Green Revolution
2004 Archive: The Lost Phenomenon
Why did the lawyer relate to the characters in Lost? Because he also spends every day in a confusing place, surrounded by people who are lying… Read More »2004 Archive: The Lost Phenomenon
2002 Archive: The Firewall Panic
Why did the IT guy block everything? He heard about a “worm” and decided the internet was a dangerous place. Part of the 71 Office… Read More »2002 Archive: The Firewall Panic
2002 Archive: The Star Wars
Attack of the Clones came out. I told my wife I don’t like sand. She said, “Good, then you won’t mind staying home and cleaning the… Read More »2002 Archive: The Star Wars
2002 Archive: American Idol (The Debut)
Why was the family talent show so mean? Because everyone was trying to be Simon Cowell, telling Grandma that her rendition of “Silent Night” was… Read More »2002 Archive: American Idol (The Debut)
2001 Legacy: The Launch of Mac OS X (Cheetah)
Why was the dock so shiny? Because Apple moved to a Unix base with “Aqua” buttons that looked so good, Steve Jobs said you “wanted… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Launch of Mac OS X (Cheetah)
2001 Archive: The Tank
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for being so magical! Part of the 39 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2001 Archive: The Tank
2001 Classic: The Chef
“I’ll change it, but only if it’s organic and farm-to-table.” Part of the 59 Light Bulb Jokes: 2001 – A Space and Socket Odyssey archive.… Read More »2001 Classic: The Chef
2000 Vintage: The “Rocky and Bullwinkle” Logic
Why was it nominated? For proving that some cartoons are better left in the 2D world where they belong. Part of the 40 Razzie Awards… Read More »2000 Vintage: The “Rocky and Bullwinkle” Logic