2001 Classic: The Chef

“I’ll change it, but only if it’s organic and farm-to-table.”

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?...read more »

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

In 1995, before LED was a household term and when "energy saving"...read more »

In 1996, the world was spinning faster. We were "Macarena-ing" ou...read more »

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

How many professors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one...read more »

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. She ho...read more »

How many Australians does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

How many dragons does it take to change a light bulb? None. They ...read more »

How many artists does it take to change a light bulb? None. They ...read more »

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb? One. He...read more »

How many mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb? One....read more »

How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb? What ...read more »

We've entered the new millennium. The Y2K scare was a huge disapp...read more »

@SoundBlaster_1601/09/1995 19:01I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!

@PowerRanger_Red03/04/2006 06:16It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!

@Tamagotchi_Sitter08/04/2014 23:05My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!

@Britney_Spears_Fan01/07/1996 17:05Oops, I laughed again!

@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam02/17/1998 15:46I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!

@Shrek_Donkey05/09/2004 09:44And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!

@Animated_Mail_G08/05/2010 15:39The spinning envelope told me to come here.

@Tuenti_Specialist12/05/2011 00:03A classic from the Spanish web too!

@Terran_Marine07/05/2008 00:14Go, go, go! More jokes!