2002 Archive: The Star Wars

Attack of the Clones came out. I told my wife I don’t like sand. She said, “Good, then you won’t mind staying home and cleaning the gutters.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

The ultimate symbol of power in the modern living room.We have a ...read more »

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We got a robotic dog. It never needs to go out and it never bark...read more »

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Nostalgia is a powerful tool, if you use it correctly.I told my w...read more »

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My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »

In 2005, marriage was about the dawn of the "viral video," the pe...read more »

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@Seinfeld_Fan_Club11/12/2007 17:48A joke about nothing? Love it!

@Blade_Runner_201901/28/2001 14:26All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

@Lock_Stock_Two06/25/2000 02:09It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!

@Mr_Blonde_Dance09/13/1995 15:49Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.

@Bernie_Mittens06/22/2015 23:15I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.