Why was the Dad growing potatoes in the flower bed? Because Matt Damon convinced him that “Science-ing the sh*t out of this” was the only way to survive the summer.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
Jokes are more than meets the eye!
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
My followers need to see this!