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2014 Archive: The Bryan Cranston vs. Matthew McConaughey Duel

Why did “Rust Cohle” lose to “Heisenberg”? For proving that being a TV legend is more important than being an Oscar winner with a philosophical streak.

Part of the 40 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2014 “Breaking Bad’s Grand Finale, Sherlock’s Surprise & The Seth Meyers Shift” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Emmy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Vintage: The 30-Second Rule
Why didn't Nate Bargatze follow it? Because no one had the heart ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Elizabeth Debicki Justice
Why did she win for The Crown? For playing Princess Diana so well...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Ebon Moss-Bachrach Repeat
Why did "Richie" get gold again? Because everyone in Hollywood wa...read more »

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2024 Archive: The Hiroyuki Sanada & Anna Sawai History
Why were their wins so significant? For becoming the first Japane...read more »
2025 Classic: The Bear’s Drama Migration
Why the jokes? Because after years of debating if kitchen stress ...read more »
2024 Classic: Outstanding Comedy
Why Hacks? Because the truth about Hollywood is that older women ...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Win95_Fanatic04/08/2005 02:51This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
@Duke_Nukem_Fan08/05/2011 11:17I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
@Scream_Fan_9606/12/2004 12:05What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
@Zoolander_Blue05/15/1996 23:34Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
@Cyber_Traveler08/04/2000 19:20Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
@Fresh_Prince_Will10/28/2000 03:28Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
@Ninja_Turtle_R12/26/2012 20:32Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
@Borat_Very_Nice12/29/1998 02:17Very nice! Great success!
@Tina_Eat_Food11/06/2009 03:55Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
@Ancient_Aliens_G05/20/2003 09:11I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.

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