Why were the cousins so confused? Because one minute the turkey was part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and the next minute it was a Sony property.
Part of the 35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2019 “Baby Yoda & Area 51” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2019 “Baby Yoda & Area 51” Edition
In 2019, Thanksgiving was about protecting "The Child," wondering...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2000 “Y2K Survival & PS2” Edition
In 2000, Thanksgiving was a victory lap. We survived the millenni...read more »
2025 Legacy: Smart-Clothing Spills
Why did the wine stain disappear instantly? Because Mom wore a "N...read more »
2024 Vintage: Brat Summer
Why was the 2024 turkey served on a neon green platter? Because e...read more »
2025 Classic: Robot Pets
Why was the dog so metallic? Because "Cyber-Pooch 2.0" doesn't sh...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Sofa-Jumping” Edition
In 2005, Thanksgiving was about sharing your first viral video, w...read more »
37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & Roman Empire” Edition
In 2023, Thanksgiving was about choosing between pink and black, ...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Bio-Metric" Seating
Why did the chair move itself? Because it detected that Aunt Susa...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Glasses Glow
Why was everyone staring at thin air during grace? They weren't p...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2021 “Bernie’s Mittens & Squid Game” Edition
In 2021, Thanksgiving was about awkward family reunions, wonderin...read more »
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2023 Legacy: The "Delulu is the Solulu" Trend
Why did the niece think she was going to win the lottery on Black...read more »
2024 Vintage: Very Demure, Very Mindful
Why was Mom serving the rolls so gracefully? Because she wasn't j...read more »
2025 Archive: AI Personalities
Why did the 2025 dinner have 40 guests but only 10 chairs? Becaus...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Metaverse" Black Friday
Why was nobody leaving for the mall? Because they were all "telep...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
Smooth joke, very smooth.
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
Found this on the deep end of the net.