2022 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Hands

“Steady as a surgeon’s.” “Is that because of the new ‘Anti-Shake’ software?”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »

"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »

Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »

In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »

"I'm on the 'Data-Sync Diet'. I only eat what my AI says my gut b...read more »

In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »

"Scale of 1 to 10?" "My pain is a 4, but my 'Neural-Bandwidth' is...read more »

In 2014, the medical world was submerged in the "Ice Bucket Chall...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

"Take this. It has 'Neural-Minerals'."Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes...read more »

"Does this machine scan for 'Digital Corruption'?" "No, just norm...read more »

When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »

I asked the AI for a cure for the flu. It told me to 'Turn myself...read more »

My watch told me I was dead. I had to pay the doctor $100 to prov...read more »

@Toy_Story_Buzz10/04/2008 23:01To infinity and beyond hilarious!

@Futurama_Bender03/29/2011 16:56Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!

@Jurassic_Park_Grant05/19/2006 23:42They do move in herds... funny jokes!

@Hellboy_Red02/03/2006 17:47I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.

@AllYourBase_9910/16/2009 10:20All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!

@YouTube_Beta_User11/09/2012 07:03I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!

@Trogdor_Burn02/01/2005 12:44Burninating the countryside with laughter!