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2018 Vintage: The Venom Movie

 Why was the traveler talking to his sandwich? Because he saw the movie and was convinced he had a “symbiote” that only liked airport turkey.

Part of the 46 Travel Jokes: The 2018 “Snap & Floss” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Home_Alone_Kevin12/03/2008 18:16Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@Pirates_Jack_S06/11/2006 01:03But you have heard of this joke!
@Gnutella_User01/26/2002 18:45Peer-to-peer laughing!
@Malware_Hunter07/19/2011 07:16Scanning... Laughs detected!
@Jackie_Brown_Fan12/02/2015 00:55Smooth joke, very smooth.
@Slow_Clap_Guy03/07/2012 03:46...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!
@Tablet_User_1003/03/2004 12:10Tapping my way to a good mood.

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