Turning a disaster zone into a five-star hotel in ten minutes.
My mom told me to clean my room. I told her it was an “organized mess.” She told me my “organized mess” was about to meet the garbage bin. Room cleaned.
🔥 Top 10: The Yo Mama Joke Archive: 1995–2025
1998 Vintage: The iMac G3 Revolution
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought the transparent iMac was a mic...read more »
52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition
In 2019, we all cried "I love you 3000," while Yo Mama was eating...read more »
1995 Vintage: The Starbucks Boom
Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to Starbucks, she orders a "Ven...read more »
1996 Legacy: Yo mama is so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says
"One at a time, please."Part of the 54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 1996 “M...read more »
1995 Classic: The NASA Discovery
Yo mama is so fat, NASA used her to test the gravity on Jupiter....read more »
54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Baby Shark” Edition
In 2018, we were all busy doing the Floss dance and try...read more »
52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2014 “Interstellar & Ice Bucket” Edition
In 2014, we were all busy filming ourselves getting wet for chari...read more »
The Group Text Terror
When the family chat becomes her personal blog.My mom discovered ...read more »
1996 Vintage: The Macarena Craze
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought the "Macarena" was a new pasta...read more »
The Grocery Logic
Math for beginners at the supermarket checkout.My mom: "We have f...read more »
😜 More from category: The Yo Mama Joke Archive: 1995–2025
51 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition
In 2003, we were all busy burning CDs and watching a clownfish lo...read more »
The Cold Weather Alert
A meteorological prediction based on a mother's intuition.My mom ...read more »
1997 Archive: The Tamagotchi Craze
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to feed her Tamagotchi real Chee...read more »
1997 Classic: The Titanic Tragedy
Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the Titanic, the iceberg ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
I see funny people... everywhere!
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
We’re better than you, and we know it!
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
Tapping my way to a good mood.
classic human humor. zero ai, zero nonsense.
does this work with beer too? asking for a friend. hahaha.
i’ve heard a version of this, but this one is much better.
Is it bad that I’ve heard 90% of these?