Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to feed her Tamagotchi real Cheerios and then cried for three days when it “died” from a low battery.
Part of the 55 Yo Mama Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Yo Mama Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Group Text Terror
When the family chat becomes her personal blog.My mom discovered ...read more »
55 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Toilet Paper” Edition
In 2020, we all learned how to use Zoom, while Yo Mama was trying...read more »
The "Watch Your Tone"
A warning shot fired across the dinner table.My mom told me to wa...read more »
1996 Legacy: Yo mama is so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says
"One at a time, please."Part of the 54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 1996 “M...read more »
56 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & PS2” Edition
In 2000, we were all worried about computers taking over the worl...read more »
The Tupperware Curse
The most valuable inheritance in any American household.You know ...read more »
1997 Vintage: The Pathfinder Mars Mission
Yo mama is so big, when NASA’s Pathfinder landed on Mars, it act...read more »
55 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2015 “The Force Awakens & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, we were all busy taking the "Left Shark" from the Super ...read more »
The Memory Lane Trip
Using your childhood photos as social leverage.My mom keeps my ba...read more »
1996 Legacy: The Atlanta Olympics
Yo mama is so fat, when she ran the 100m dash in Atlanta, she to...read more »
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52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Pager” Edition
In 1995, if you wanted to destroy someone’s reputation, you didn'...read more »
The Cooking Confidence
A recipe that only works if she’s the one making it.I followed my...read more »
1995 Classic: The NASA Discovery
Yo mama is so fat, NASA used her to test the gravity on Jupiter....read more »
The Laundry Prophecy
Knowing exactly when the red sock will ruin the whites.My mom can...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than a headshot in Complex!
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
Good game, well played. This is a winner.
Actually, it IS a cool story!
Shut up and take my laughter!
My followers need to see this!