Knowing exactly when the red sock will ruin the whites.
My mom can tell a load of laundry is done just by the sound of the silence in the house. It’s a superpower.
🔥 Top 10: The Yo Mama Joke Archive: 1995–2025
55 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Transformers” Edition
In 2007, we stopped clicking buttons and started swiping the scre...read more »
1995 Classic: The NASA Discovery
Yo mama is so fat, NASA used her to test the gravity on Jupiter....read more »
1995 Legacy: The Macarena Craze
Yo mama is so big, when she does the Macarena, she creates a loc...read more »
1995 Vintage: The Starbucks Boom
Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to Starbucks, she orders a "Ven...read more »
1997 Classic: The Titanic Tragedy
Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the Titanic, the iceberg ...read more »
1997 Archive: The Spice World Movie
Yo mama is so stupid, she went to see Spice World and brought a ...read more »
53 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2011 “Game of Thrones & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, we were all busy shouting "Fus Ro Dah!" and trying to su...read more »
55 Yo Mama Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1997, the world was obsessed with a sinking ship and a digital...read more »
1997 Classic: The Notorious B.I.G. Tribute
Yo mama is so fat, when Diddy sang "I'll Be Missing You," he was...read more »
52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Pager” Edition
In 1995, if you wanted to destroy someone’s reputation, you didn'...read more »
😜 More from category: The Yo Mama Joke Archive: 1995–2025
1996 Legacy: The Atlanta Olympics
Yo mama is so fat, when she ran the 100m dash in Atlanta, she to...read more »
52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram” Edition
In 2010, we started taking photos of our lunch before eating it, ...read more »
The Grocery Store Run
A five-minute errand that somehow takes three hours.My mom said s...read more »
52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Armageddon” Edition
In 1998, we were all worried about the Y2K bug, while Yo Mama was...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
The farce is strong with this one!
What is this? A joke for ants?
Professional humor for professional people.
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
True story! I was there!
I choose to believe it’s funny.
found a typo but who cares, the joke is 10/10.
so simple but so effective. i love short jokes like this.
my grandma used to tell this one. good memories, thanks.