55 Yo Mama Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition

In 1997, the world was obsessed with a sinking ship and a digital pet that died every two hours. It was the year of Men in Black, the death of Biggie Smalls, and the discovery that Yo Mama is the only creature on Earth with a gravitational pull stronger than the Hale-Bopp comet.

The 1997 Top 10: The “King of the World” Burns

1. The Titanic Tragedy: Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the Titanic, the iceberg said: “Don’t worry guys, I’ll take this one for the team.”
2. The Men in Black: Yo mama is so ugly, Will Smith used the Neuralyzer on himself after looking at her, just so he could forget the last five seconds of his life.
3. The Tamagotchi Craze: Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to feed her Tamagotchi real Cheerios and then cried for three days when it “died” from a low battery.
4. The Mike Tyson Incident: Yo mama is so ugly, when Mike Tyson saw her, he decided he’d rather eat his own ears than look at her for another round.
5. The Harry Potter Debut: Yo mama is so old, she remember when Harry Potter was just called “that weird kid with the glasses in the back of my class.”
6. The Batman & Robin: Yo mama is so fat, when she wore a Batman suit, people didn’t call her the Dark Knight—they called her the “Dark Night Sky” because she blocked out the moon.
7. The Spice World Movie: Yo mama is so stupid, she went to see Spice World and brought a shaker of salt and a bottle of Tabasco just in case the plot was bland.
8. The Pathfinder Mars Mission: Yo mama is so big, when NASA’s Pathfinder landed on Mars, it actually just landed on your mama’s backside while she was sunbathing in Arizona.
9. The Notorious B.I.G. Tribute: Yo mama is so fat, when Diddy sang “I’ll Be Missing You,” he wasn’t talking about Biggie—he was talking about the sun because your mama was standing in the way.
10. The Teletubbies Invasion: Yo mama is so stupid, she thought the Teletubbies were a new brand of microwaveable snacks and tried to put Tinky Winky in the oven.

The Full 1997 Yo Mama Archive (Selected Highlights)

11. Yo mama is so poor, she goes to the park just to watch the squirrels eat.
12. Yo mama is so fat, when she wears an “X” jacket, helicopters try to land on her back.
13. Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a “barcode” was a place where lawyers go to drink.
14. Yo mama is so ugly, her reflection in the mirror is just a picture of a middle finger.
15. Yo mama is so old, she has a signed copy of the Bible.
16. Yo mama is so fat, she doesn’t take photos—she takes satellite imagery.
17. Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to surf the internet with a life jacket on.
18. Yo mama is so poor, her front door and back door are the same door.
19. Yo mama is so ugly, when she joined a “Miss Ugly” contest, the judges said: “Sorry, we don’t allow professional monsters.”
20. Yo mama is so fat, she has to use a steamroller to iron her pants.
21. Yo mama is so stupid, she put a “Watch for Children” sign in her front yard and waited all day for them to show up.
22. Yo mama is so old, her birth certificate is written in Roman numerals.
23. Yo mama is so fat, when she fell down, she skipped a beat in the Earth’s rotation.
24. Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and asked what she was doing—she said “Moving.”
25. Yo mama is so ugly, the neighbors pay the burglars to break into her house just to scare her away.
26. Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to make a phone call with a Snickers bar because it had “many nuts.”
27. Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a menu—she gets an estimate.
28. Yo mama is so old, her Social Security number is 1.
29. Yo mama is so poor, she waves a popsicle stick around and calls it “Air Conditioning.”
30. Yo mama is so ugly, even the tide won’t take her out.
31. Yo mama is so fat, when she turns around, everyone throws her a “Welcome Back” party.
32. Yo mama is so stupid, she put a ruler on her bed to see how long she slept.
33. Yo mama is so old, she remember when the Grand Canyon was just a pothole.
34. Yo mama is so fat, she’s on both sides of the family.
35. Yo mama is so poor, she can’t even afford to pay attention.
36. Yo mama is so ugly, when she went to the pet store, the clerk asked: “Can I help you back into your cage?”
37. Yo mama is so stupid, she stared at an orange juice box for two hours because it said “Concentrate.”
38. Yo mama is so fat, she needs a GPS to find her own feet.
39. Yo mama is so old, her first car was a chariot.
40. Yo mama is so poor, her welcome mat just says “Go Away.”
41. Yo mama is so ugly, when she walks into a room, the curtains close themselves.
42. Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
43. Yo mama is so fat, her blood type is Nutella.
44. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was just a Prince.
45. Yo mama is so poor, she goes to KFC to lick other people’s fingers.
46. Yo mama is so ugly, even a blind man would say “Damn!”
47. Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a “hard drive” was a trip across the country.
48. Yo mama is so fat, when she wears yellow, everyone yells “Taxi!”
49. Yo mama is so old, she sat next to Moses in kindergarten.
50. Yo mama is so poor, she uses a Cheeto as a glow stick.
51. Yo mama is so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
52. Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to light a match with a flashlight.
53. Yo mama is so fat, when she sits on a dollar, she makes four quarters.
54. Yo mama is so old, she has a dinosaur as a pet.
55. Yo mama is so stupid, she studied for a Covid test… twenty years before it existed.