A sound frequency that can stop time and bad behavior.
My mom doesn’t need a megaphone. She has a “First, Middle, and Last Name” voice that can be heard across three zip codes.
🔥 Top 10: The Yo Mama Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The 3 AM Panic
Waking up to a realization that could have waited until breakfast...read more »
54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Baby Shark” Edition
In 2018, we were all busy doing the Floss dance and try...read more »
52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2014 “Interstellar & Ice Bucket” Edition
In 2014, we were all busy filming ourselves getting wet for chari...read more »
The Selective Hearing
When your kids only hear the word "cookie" from a mile away.I can...read more »
55 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2025 “AI Supremacy & Mars Colonization” Edition
In 2025, we don't even talk to people anymore—we just send our AI...read more »
The Cooking Confidence
A recipe that only works if she’s the one making it.I followed my...read more »
54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Spice Up Your Life” Edition
In 1996, the world was changing. Independence Day showed us alien...read more »
1997 Classic: The Titanic Tragedy
Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the Titanic, the iceberg ...read more »
54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2024 “Paris Olympics & Dune 2” Edition
In 2024, we all watched a Turkish guy win silver without any gear...read more »
55 Yo Mama Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1997, the world was obsessed with a sinking ship and a digital...read more »
😜 More from category: The Yo Mama Joke Archive: 1995–2025
54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2016 “Pokemon GO & Deadpool” Edition
In 2016, we were all busy flipping water bottles and trying to ca...read more »
1995 Legacy: The Dial-Up Speed
Yo mama is so slow, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.P...read more »
54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2001 “Shrek & Fellowship” Edition
In 2001, we were all obsessed with rings, ogres, and wizards. It ...read more »
52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram” Edition
In 2010, we started taking photos of our lunch before eating it, ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
01001000 01000001 (HA!).
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
i remember hearing this back in the day on some old bbs. nostalgia hits hard.
i thought it was going to be a long story but short ones are the best.
wait, let me read that again… okay, now i got it. haha.