Yo mama is so slow, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Part of the 52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Pager” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Yo Mama Joke Archive: 1995–2025
1998 Vintage: The iMac G3 Revolution
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought the transparent iMac was a mic...read more »
1996 Legacy: Yo mama is so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says
"One at a time, please."Part of the 54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 1996 “M...read more »
55 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2015 “The Force Awakens & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, we were all busy taking the "Left Shark" from the Super ...read more »
1996 Vintage: The Tickle Me Elmo Fever
Yo mama is so scary, when she tried to tickle Elmo, he stopped l...read more »
The 3 AM Panic
Waking up to a realization that could have waited until breakfast...read more »
52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Shrek 2” Edition
In 2004, we were all busy poke-ing people on social media and won...read more »
The Selective Hearing
When your kids only hear the word "cookie" from a mile away.I can...read more »
54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2001 “Shrek & Fellowship” Edition
In 2001, we were all obsessed with rings, ogres, and wizards. It ...read more »
1995 Vintage: The O.J. Trial
Yo mama is so big, when she sat on a white Ford Bronco, it turne...read more »
54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2022 “Oscar Slap & Twitter Takeover” Edition
In 2022, we all learned that a joke can travel faster than a slap...read more »
😜 More from category: The Yo Mama Joke Archive: 1995–2025
1995 Legacy: The Braveheart Legacy
Yo mama is so hairy, when she walked out in a kilt, people shout...read more »
54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2024 “Paris Olympics & Dune 2” Edition
In 2024, we all watched a Turkish guy win silver without any gear...read more »
52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2021 “Squid Game & NFT” Edition
In 2021, we were all busy investing in digital drawings of monkey...read more »
51 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, we were all dancing like we were riding invisible horses...read more »
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