54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2022 “Oscar Slap & Twitter Takeover” Edition

In 2022, we all learned that a joke can travel faster than a slap, unless that joke is about Yo Mama—then it has to take three connecting flights just to get around her waist. It was the year of Top Gun: Maverick, the Wordle craze, and the realization that Yo Mama is the only thing Elon Musk couldn’t afford to launch into space because the fuel costs would bankrupt Tesla.

The 2022 Top 10: The “Oscars & Blue Checks” Burns

1. The Will Smith Special: Yo mama is so ugly, when Will Smith saw her, he didn’t slap Chris Rock—he slapped himself just to make sure he wasn’t having a nightmare.
2. The Twitter Takeover: Yo mama is so fat, when Elon Musk bought Twitter, he had to delete 50% of the bot accounts just to make enough server space for her “Before” photo in a weight loss ad.
3. The Wordle Craze: Yo mama is so stupid, she spent four hours trying to solve a Wordle, but gave up because she couldn’t find a 5-letter word for “buffet” that didn’t start with “All-U-Can-Eat.”
4. The Top Gun: Maverick: Yo mama is so big, when Maverick went into a “4g dive,” he was actually just flying over your mama while she was doing a cannonball into a lake.
5. The Queen’s Platinum Jubilee: Yo mama is so old, she remember when the Queen was just a “Princess-in-training” and she taught her how to wave at peasants without getting a cramp.
6. The James Webb Telescope: Yo mama is so fat, when the James Webb telescope sent back those high-res images of the universe, it turned out the “Black Hole” in the center was actually just your mama’s open mouth during a nap.
7. The House of the Dragon: Yo mama is so scary, the dragons in Westeros refuse to breathe fire on her because they’re afraid she’ll just use it to light her backyard barbecue.
8. The Minions: The Rise of Gru: Yo mama is so stupid, she wore a full tuxedo to the movie theater for the “Gentleminions” trend, but then tried to tip the popcorn machine because she thought it was the head waiter.
9. The Metaverse Vibe: Yo mama is so ugly, even in the Metaverse, her avatar has to wear a brown paper bag over its head just to keep the frame rate from dropping.
10. The Gas Price Crisis: Yo mama is so fat, she’s the real reason gas prices went up in 2022—it takes three oil tankers and a miracle just to get her lawnmower started.

The Full 2022 Yo Mama Archive (Selected Highlights)

11. Yo mama is so poor, she goes to the grocery store to look at the prices and calls it “window shopping for calories.”
12. Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a “Loading…” shirt, the neighborhood’s Starlink connection goes offline.
13. Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to “re-tweet” a bird she saw in her backyard.
14. Yo mama is so ugly, her birth certificate is a “Limited Time Offer” that the world wants to return.
15. Yo mama is so old, her Social Security number is just the Roman numeral “Zero.”
16. Yo mama is so fat, her belt size is “To Be Continued on Disney+ Season 3.”
17. Yo mama is so stupid, she thought “Quiet Quitting” was a new brand of noise-canceling headphones.
18. Yo mama is so poor, her “crypto portfolio” is just a handful of chocolate coins she found under the sofa.
19. Yo mama is so ugly, even the “Beauty” filter on her phone asked for a pay raise.
20. Yo mama is so fat, when she falls, she doesn’t make a sound—she makes a Twitter Trending Topic.
21. Yo mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to a “Live Stream” because she heard it was “buffering.”
22. Yo mama is so old, she remembers when the “Grand Canyon” was just a “Minor Crack.”
23. Yo mama is so fat, when she wears yellow, everyone yells “Taxi!”—even the ISS astronauts.
24. Yo mama is so poor, she waves a wet towel around and calls it “a spa experience.”
25. Yo mama is so ugly, she made Medusa look like a Victoria’s Secret model.
26. Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car… again.
27. Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t look at the menu—she looks at the structural blueprints.
28. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was just a Prince’s footman.
29. Yo mama is so poor, she goes to the bank just to stand in the air conditioning.
30. Yo mama is so ugly, even a blind man would say “No thanks.”
31. Yo mama is so fat, her shadow has its own zip code and its own time zone.
32. Yo mama is so stupid, she put a “Do Not Disturb” sign on her forehead and wondered why no one would talk to her.
33. Yo mama is so old, she sat next to Moses in kindergarten.
34. Yo mama is so fat, she’s the reason the Earth has a slight bulge at the equator.
35. Yo mama is so poor, she uses a Cheeto as a highlighter.
36. Yo mama is so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the cameras to save the equipment.
37. Yo mama is so stupid, she stared at an orange juice carton for three hours because it said “Concentrate.”
38. Yo mama is so fat, she needs a GPS to find her own feet.
39. Yo mama is so old, she has a signed copy of the Ten Commandments.
40. Yo mama is so poor, she can’t even afford to pay attention.
41. Yo mama is so ugly, her face is the reason we have the “Skip Ad” button.
42. Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to light a match with a flashlight.
43. Yo mama is so fat, her necktie is a beach towel.
44. Yo mama is so old, her birth certificate says “Expired.”
45. Yo mama is so poor, she goes to McDonald’s to put a McDouble on layaway.
46. Yo mama is so ugly, she turned Medusa into a pile of salt.
47. Yo mama is so stupid, she put sugar on the bed because she wanted “sweet dreams.”
48. Yo mama is so fat, she has to use a boomerang to put on her belt.
49. Yo mama is so old, her birthday candles are the primary cause of global warming.
50. Yo mama is so poor, she waves a popsicle stick around and calls it “Air Conditioning.”
51. Yo mama is so stupid, she thought the “G-20 Summit” was a new brand of mountain bike.
52. Yo mama is so fat, when she jumps into the air, she gets stuck in the atmosphere.
53. Yo mama is so stupid, she thought “BeReal” was an app that delivered free meals.
54. Yo mama is so fat, when she tried to do the “Wednesday Addams” dance, she caused a magnitude 7.8 earthquake that hit Nevermore Academy.