1996 Vintage: The Nintendo 64 Launch

Yo mama is so ugly, when she played Super Mario 64, Bowser surrendered immediately because he didn’t want her in his castle.

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@Ace_Ventura_Pet11/21/2015 13:43Alrighty then! Super funny.

@Friends_Lover03/12/1995 12:08Could this joke BE any funnier?

@Jesus_Quintana08/28/2012 06:57Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).

@Animated_Mail_G08/19/2013 00:58The spinning envelope told me to come here.

@Construction_Dig01/31/1996 15:27Still digging for more humor!