56 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & PS2” Edition

In 2000, we were all worried about computers taking over the world, but the only thing taking over the world was Yo Mama’s waistline. It was the year of Cast Away, the first X-Men movie, and the realization that Yo Mama is the reason the “dot-com bubble” actually burst—she sat on it.

The 2000 Top 10: The “Are You Entertained?” Burns

1. The Gladiator Special: Yo mama is so fat, when she entered the Colosseum, the lions looked at her and decided to become vegetarians.
2. The PlayStation 2 Launch: Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to put a VHS tape into a PS2 because she thought it stood for “Pretty Small 2-hour-movie.”
3. The Cast Away Vibe: Yo mama is so big, when she washed up on a deserted island, Tom Hanks didn’t need a raft to get home—he just walked across her back to the mainland.
4. The X-Men Debut: Yo mama is so ugly, Professor X looked into her mind and immediately decided to shut down the school and give up on humanity.
5. The Survivor Fever: Yo mama is so fat, when she was on Survivor, she didn’t get voted off the island—she sank the island.
6. The Nokia 3310: Yo mama is so scary, she’s the only thing on Earth that can actually crack the screen of a Nokia 3310 just by looking at it.
7. The Eminem Phenomenon: Yo mama is so old, when Eminem sang “The Real Slim Shady,” she stood up and said: “I remember when you were just a Slim Jim!”
8. The How the Grinch Stole Christmas: Yo mama is so ugly, the Grinch looked at her and said: “You know what? Maybe stealing Christmas isn’t so bad after all.”
9. The Dot-Com Crash: Yo mama is so stupid, she invested all her money in a company called “Internet” and then tried to find their office in her mailbox.
10. The Scary Movie Vibe: Yo mama is so fat, when the killer called and asked “What’s your favorite scary movie?”, she said: “The one where the pizza delivery guy gets lost.”

The Full 2000 Yo Mama Archive (Selected Highlights)

11. Yo mama is so poor, she goes to the car wash to take a shower.
12. Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a “Walkman,” people think it’s a “Planetman.”
13. Yo mama is so stupid, she thought the “Milestone” was something you threw at a bird.
14. Yo mama is so ugly, she turned a selfie into a “self-defense” video.
15. Yo mama is so old, her social security number is in Roman numerals… and it’s just the letter “V.”
16. Yo mama is so fat, her belt size is “To be continued on the next continent.”
17. Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to delete a file on her computer by using White-Out on the monitor.
18. Yo mama is so poor, she can’t even afford to pay attention to her own reflection.
19. Yo mama is so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they told her: “Sorry, we don’t allow professionals.”
20. Yo mama is so fat, when she jumps for joy, she gets stuck in the atmosphere.
21. Yo mama is so stupid, she took a ruler to the airport to see how long the flight was.
22. Yo mama is so old, she remember when the Grand Canyon was just a paper cut.
23. Yo mama is so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
24. Yo mama is so poor, her “home security system” is a picture of a dog.
25. Yo mama is so ugly, she made a gargoyle take a day off.
26. Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to call emergency services on her microwave.
27. Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a menu—she gets a quote from a construction company.
28. Yo mama is so old, she knew the Dead Sea when it was still just “Feeling a little sick.”
29. Yo mama is so poor, she uses a wet noodle as a bungee cord.
30. Yo mama is so ugly, when she walked into a bank, they turned off the security cameras to save the equipment.
31. Yo mama is so fat, she’s on both sides of the family tree… at the same time.
32. Yo mama is so stupid, she stared at a box of juice for three hours because it said “Concentrate.”
33. Yo mama is so old, she baby-sat for Moses.
34. Yo mama is so fat, when she fell down, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get back up.
35. Yo mama is so poor, she can’t even afford a “Reserved” sign, so she just leaves her shoes on the table.
36. Yo mama is so ugly, her pillow cries itself to sleep every night.
37. Yo mama is so stupid, she put a “Do Not Disturb” sign on her forehead and wondered why no one would talk to her.
38. Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to the beach, the tide comes in.
39. Yo mama is so old, her birth certificate says “Expired” on the back.
40. Yo mama is so poor, she waves a popsicle stick around and calls it “Air Conditioning.”
41. Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the zoo, the monkeys throw peanuts back at her.
42. Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a “hard drive” was a long trip in a car.
43. Yo mama is so fat, her necktie is a beach towel.
44. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was just a Prince.
45. Yo mama is so poor, she goes to KFC to lick other people’s fingers.
46. Yo mama is so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the hospital.
47. Yo mama is so stupid, she put sugar on the bed because she wanted “sweet dreams.”
48. Yo mama is so fat, when she wears yellow, everyone yells “Taxi!”
49. Yo mama is so old, she sat behind Jesus in third grade.
50. Yo mama is so poor, she can’t even pay her own taxes in Monopoly money.
51. Yo mama is so ugly, when she looks out the window, she gets arrested for mooning.
52. Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
53. Yo mama is so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
54. Yo mama is so old, she has a dinosaur as a pet.
55. Yo mama is so poor, she can’t even afford to “vibe.”
56. Yo mama is so stupid, she thought the “Millennium Bug” was a new flavor of Skittles.