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The Final Motherly Wisdom

Closing the day with a classic OHH! hit.

My mom always said, “If everyone else jumped off a bridge, would you?” I said no, but I’d probably be the one filming it for TikTok. She wasn’t impressed.

🔥 Top 10: The Yo Mama Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The "Because I Said So"
The only legal argument that is truly bulletproof.I asked my mom ...read more »
1995 Legacy: The Dial-Up Speed
 Yo mama is so slow, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.P...read more »
54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2001 “Shrek & Fellowship” Edition
In 2001, we were all obsessed with rings, ogres, and wizards. It ...read more »
52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition
In 2019, we all cried "I love you 3000," while Yo Mama was eating...read more »
53 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & ChatGPT” Edition
In 2023, we all asked AI to do our jobs while we watched a 3-hour...read more »
56 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & PS2” Edition
In 2000, we were all worried about computers taking over the worl...read more »
The Group Text Terror
When the family chat becomes her personal blog.My mom discovered ...read more »
1997 Archive: The Tamagotchi Craze
 Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to feed her Tamagotchi real Chee...read more »
The "Watch Your Tone"
A warning shot fired across the dinner table.My mom told me to wa...read more »
54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2016 “Pokemon GO & Deadpool” Edition
In 2016, we were all busy flipping water bottles and trying to ca...read more »

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The Cooking Confidence
A recipe that only works if she’s the one making it.I followed my...read more »
53 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & American Idol” Edition
In 2002, we were all trying to hit the high notes of "A Moment Li...read more »
54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2013 “GTA V & Frozen” Edition
In 2013, we were all busy robbing banks in Los Santos and trying ...read more »
1997 Classic: The Notorious B.I.G. Tribute
 Yo mama is so fat, when Diddy sang "I'll Be Missing You," he was...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CoolSkater9806/16/2003 19:53Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
@Matrix_Glitch04/10/2007 22:26There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
@CRT_Degauss03/15/2008 07:53BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
@Twelve_Monkeys_F12/02/2000 11:48The future is laughing at us.
@Reddit_Original03/13/2008 20:51The front page of the internet... in 1999!

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3 thoughts on “The Final Motherly Wisdom”

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    User_15 [Human Verified]

    i’ve been scrolling for 20 minutes and this is the first one that made me bark-laugh.

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