53 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & American Idol” Edition

In 2002, we were all trying to hit the high notes of “A Moment Like This” while Yo Mama was hitting the buffet like it was her job. It was the year of Attack of the Clones, the launch of Xbox Live, and the realization that Yo Mama is the only person who can make the Green Goblin look like a Disney Prince.

The 2002 Top 10: The “Great Power & Great Weight” Burns

1. The Spider-Man Debut: Yo mama is so fat, when she tried to swing from a web, she didn’t save Mary Jane—she pulled down the entire Chrysler Building.
2. The American Idol Fever: Yo mama is so ugly, when she auditioned for American Idol, Simon Cowell didn’t even wait for her to sing—illegally, he just called the animal control.
3. The Star Wars: Episode II: Yo mama is so stupid, she watched Attack of the Clones and thought it was a documentary about how many times she’s tried to fit into the same pair of jeans.
4. The Harry Potter & The Chamber of Secrets: Yo mama is so scary, when she looked at the Basilisk, the snake turned to stone.
5. The Xbox Live Launch: Yo mama is so old, her Xbox Live gamertag is just “1”.
6. The Lilo & Stitch: Yo mama is so ugly, when Stitch saw her, he decided he’d rather go back to prison in deep space than stay on Earth.
7. The Nelly’s “Hot in Herre”: Yo mama is so fat, when Nelly sang “It’s getting hot in herre,” it was because your mama walked into the room and displaced all the oxygen.
8. The Signs Movie: Yo mama is so big, when the aliens made crop circles in Signs, they were actually just trying to trace her waistline from orbit.
9. The Eminem’s “8 Mile”: Yo mama is so poor, she watched 8 Mile and thought it was a travel guide for her daily walk to the nearest free samples at the mall.
10. The Nickelback Era: Yo mama is so stupid, she’s the only person who actually knows every single lyric to every Nickelback song… and sings them in public.

The Full 2002 Yo Mama Archive

11. Yo mama is so poor, she goes to the park to charge her batteries from the sun.
12. Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a “Stop” sign, traffic halts in three different states.
13. Yo mama is so stupid, she put a “Heave” sign on a “Pull” door and tried to lift the building.
14. Yo mama is so ugly, her birth certificate came with an “Explicit Content” sticker.
15. Yo mama is so old, she remembers when the Grand Canyon was just a pothole.
16. Yo mama is so fat, her belt is a hula hoop with an extension cord.
17. Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to use a pager as a remote control.
18. Yo mama is so poor, she uses a wet noodle as a bungee cord.
19. Yo mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, her reflection walks away and files a restraining order.
20. Yo mama is so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down… through the floor.
21. Yo mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
22. Yo mama is so old, her Social Security number is in Roman numerals.
23. Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, everyone yells “Taxi!”
24. Yo mama is so poor, she waves a popsicle stick around and calls it “Air Conditioning.”
25. Yo mama is so ugly, she made a gargoyle blink.
26. Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
27. Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t read the menu—she gives a “mission statement.”
28. Yo mama is so old, she sat behind Jesus in homeroom.
29. Yo mama is so poor, her “home security system” is a picture of a dog.
30. Yo mama is so ugly, she turned Medusa into a pile of gravel.
31. Yo mama is so fat, her shadow weighs 100 pounds.
32. Yo mama is so stupid, she put a “Do Not Disturb” sign on her forehead and wondered why she was lonely.
33. Yo mama is so old, she remembers when the Moon was just a nightlight.
34. Yo mama is so fat, she’s the reason the Earth isn’t flat anymore.
35. Yo mama is so poor, she goes to the airport to smell the jet fuel.
36. Yo mama is so ugly, even a blind man would say “Damn!”
37. Yo mama is so stupid, she stared at an orange juice box for three hours because it said “Concentrate.”
38. Yo mama is so fat, she needs a GPS to find her own belly button.
39. Yo mama is so old, she has a signed copy of the Ten Commandments.
40. Yo mama is so poor, she can’t even afford to pay attention.
41. Yo mama is so ugly, when she joins a beauty contest, the judges give her a “Participation Trophy”… for the audience’s bravery.
42. Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to light a match with a flashlight.
43. Yo mama is so fat, her blood type is Nutella.
44. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was just a Prince.
45. Yo mama is so poor, she goes to McDonald’s to put a Big Mac on layaway.
46. Yo mama is so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
47. Yo mama is so stupid, she put sugar on the bed because she wanted “sweet dreams.”
48. Yo mama is so fat, she has to use a boomerang to put on her belt.
49. Yo mama is so old, she sat next to Moses in kindergarten.
50. Yo mama is so poor, she uses a Cheeto as a glow stick.
51. Yo mama is so ugly, when she looks out the window, she gets arrested for mooning the neighborhood.
52. Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a “hard drive” was a trip across the country.
53. Yo mama is so fat, when she jumps for joy, she gets stuck.