The classic threat that usually ends in a hug.
My mom told me she’d give me something to cry about. Then she showed me my bank account statement. She was right.
🔥 Top 10: The Yo Mama Joke Archive: 1995–2025
52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition
In 2019, we all cried "I love you 3000," while Yo Mama was eating...read more »
1997 Classic: The Teletubbies Invasion
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought the Teletubbies were a new bra...read more »
52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Poker Face” Edition
In 2009, we were all busy mining diamonds in Minecraft ...read more »
The Final Motherly Wisdom
Closing the day with a classic OHH! hit.My mom always said, "If e...read more »
53 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Revenge of the Sith” Edition
In 2005, we stopped watching TV and started watching people eat c...read more »
1995 Vintage: The Toy Story Vibe
Yo mama is so ugly, when Andy saw her, he thought Sid had moved ...read more »
The Grocery Store Run
A five-minute errand that somehow takes three hours.My mom said s...read more »
1995 Vintage: The Starbucks Boom
Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to Starbucks, she orders a "Ven...read more »
1995 Legacy: The Braveheart Legacy
Yo mama is so hairy, when she walked out in a kilt, people shout...read more »
1997 Archive: The Spice World Movie
Yo mama is so stupid, she went to see Spice World and brought a ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Yo Mama Joke Archive: 1995–2025
54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2001 “Shrek & Fellowship” Edition
In 2001, we were all obsessed with rings, ogres, and wizards. It ...read more »
54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2022 “Oscar Slap & Twitter Takeover” Edition
In 2022, we all learned that a joke can travel faster than a slap...read more »
51 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition
In 2003, we were all busy burning CDs and watching a clownfish lo...read more »
54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Market Crash” Edition
In 2008, the economy went down faster than Yo Mama at a free donu...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Standard classic. Never gets old.
I’ll never let go... of this joke.
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
The farce is strong with this one!
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
I’m watching you... read this joke!
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!
This is the future of humor!
shared this with my coworkers. now nobody is working.
the punchline hit me like a truck. did not see that coming at all!
wait, let me read that again. okay, now it clicked. i am slow today.