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The “I’ll Give You Something to Cry About”

The classic threat that usually ends in a hug.

My mom told me she’d give me something to cry about. Then she showed me my bank account statement. She was right.

🔥 Top 10: The Yo Mama Joke Archive: 1995–2025

52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition
In 2019, we all cried "I love you 3000," while Yo Mama was eating...read more »
1997 Classic: The Teletubbies Invasion
 Yo mama is so stupid, she thought the Teletubbies were a new bra...read more »
52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Poker Face” Edition
In 2009, we were all busy mining diamonds in Minecraft ...read more »
The Final Motherly Wisdom
Closing the day with a classic OHH! hit.My mom always said, "If e...read more »
53 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Revenge of the Sith” Edition
In 2005, we stopped watching TV and started watching people eat c...read more »
1995 Vintage: The Toy Story Vibe
 Yo mama is so ugly, when Andy saw her, he thought Sid had moved ...read more »
The Grocery Store Run
A five-minute errand that somehow takes three hours.My mom said s...read more »
1995 Vintage: The Starbucks Boom
 Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to Starbucks, she orders a "Ven...read more »
1995 Legacy: The Braveheart Legacy
 Yo mama is so hairy, when she walked out in a kilt, people shout...read more »
1997 Archive: The Spice World Movie
 Yo mama is so stupid, she went to see Spice World and brought a ...read more »

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51 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Keyword_Jokes11/25/2000 16:06Standard classic. Never gets old.
@Titanic_Survivor01/16/1999 20:23I’ll never let go... of this joke.
@AOL_Instant_Msg05/28/2007 18:15I just set this as my away message. Classic!
@StarWars_Nerd06/16/2008 17:30The farce is strong with this one!
@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril07/14/2007 15:03He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
@Tyler_Durden_Real12/18/2012 19:57Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
@Overly_Attached06/10/2005 18:37I’m watching you... read this joke!
@This_Is_Fine_Dog03/16/2009 11:29Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
@Best_Viewed_IE409/30/2015 00:40Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!
@Web_2_0_Fan04/02/1995 14:35This is the future of humor!

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