52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition

In 2019, we all cried “I love you 3000,” while Yo Mama was eating 3000 calories for breakfast. It was the year of Old Town Road, the debut of Disney+, and the realization that the “Area 51 Raid” failed because Yo Mama was already inside, and she’s the real reason the government is hiding what’s in the basement.

The 2019 Top 10: The “Assemble & Clown” Burns

1. The Avengers: Endgame Special: Yo mama is so fat, when Thanos saw her in the final battle, he didn’t use the stones—he just used the Space Stone to teleport himself to a different universe where she doesn’t exist.
2. The Joker Premiere: Yo mama is so ugly, when she danced on those stairs like the Joker, the city of Gotham didn’t descend into chaos—it just collectively decided to move to Metropolis.
3. The Area 51 Raid: Yo mama is so big, when people tried to “Naruto run” into Area 51, they realized the secret they were looking for was just your mama’s bra size.
4. The Disney+ Launch: Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Disney+ was a new brand of pregnancy test that tells you if your baby will be a princess.
5. The Old Town Road: Yo mama is so fat, she can’t take her horse to the Old Town Road—the horse filed a lawsuit for animal cruelty before she even touched the saddle.
6. The Game of Thrones Finale: Yo mama is so old, she remembers when the Night King was just a guy with a bad case of frostbite and no dragons.
7. The Tesla Cybertruck Reveal: Yo mama is so ugly, when Elon Musk hit the Cybertruck window and it broke, he looked at your mama and said: “Still looks better than her.”
8. The iPhone 11 Pro: Yo mama is so fat, she needs the triple-camera system just so the phone can capture her left, middle, and right chins at the same time.
9. The Baby Yoda Craze: Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to put Baby Yoda in a blender because she thought he was a “Green Smoothie.”
10. The Lion King Remake: Yo mama is so scary, when she walked into the Pride Lands, Mufasa didn’t fall off the cliff—he jumped off to avoid meeting her.

The Full 2019 Yo Mama Archive (Selected Highlights)

11. Yo mama is so poor, she goes to the bank just to stand near the ATM and listen to the sound of money being dispensed.
12. Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a “No Smoking” sign, people think it’s a billboard for a tire warehouse.
13. Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to “AirDrop” a real sandwich to her friend.
14. Yo mama is so ugly, her birth certificate has a “Spoiler Warning” for anyone who looks at it.
15. Yo mama is so old, her Social Security number is written in hieroglyphics.
16. Yo mama is so fat, her belt size is “To Be Continued on Disney+ Premier Access.”
17. Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a “Smart Home” meant the house would do her homework for her.
18. Yo mama is so poor, her “home theater” is a magnifying glass in front of a broken calculator.
19. Yo mama is so ugly, she turned a “Snapchat Filter” into a “Snapchat Funeral.”
20. Yo mama is so fat, when she falls, she doesn’t make a sound—she makes a global news alert.
21. Yo mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to a “Live Stream” because she heard it was “refreshing.”
22. Yo mama is so old, she remembers when the “Big Bang” was just a “Small Misunderstanding.”
23. Yo mama is so fat, when she wears yellow, everyone yells “Taxi!”—even the airplanes.
24. Yo mama is so poor, she waves a wet towel around and calls it “a spa experience.”
25. Yo mama is so ugly, she made Medusa look like a Victoria’s Secret model.
26. Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car… again.
27. Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t look at the menu—she looks at the blueprints.
28. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was just a Prince’s footman.
29. Yo mama is so poor, she goes to the bank just to stand in the air conditioning.
30. Yo mama is so ugly, even a blind man would say “No thanks.”
31. Yo mama is so fat, her shadow has its own zip code and its own time zone.
32. Yo mama is so stupid, she put a “Do Not Disturb” sign on her forehead and wondered why no one would talk to her.
33. Yo mama is so old, she sat next to Moses in kindergarten.
34. Yo mama is so fat, she’s the reason the Earth has a slight bulge at the equator.
35. Yo mama is so poor, she uses a Cheeto as a highlighter.
36. Yo mama is so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the cameras to save the equipment.
37. Yo mama is so stupid, she stared at an orange juice carton for three hours because it said “Concentrate.”
38. Yo mama is so fat, she needs a GPS to find her own feet.
39. Yo mama is so old, she has a signed copy of the Ten Commandments.
40. Yo mama is so poor, she can’t even afford to pay attention.
41. Yo mama is so ugly, her face is the reason we have the “Skip Ad” button.
42. Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to light a match with a flashlight.
43. Yo mama is so fat, her necktie is a beach towel.
44. Yo mama is so old, her birth certificate says “Expired.”
45. Yo mama is so poor, she goes to McDonald’s to put a McDouble on layaway.
46. Yo mama is so ugly, she turned Medusa into a pile of salt.
47. Yo mama is so stupid, she put sugar on the bed because she wanted “sweet dreams.”
48. Yo mama is so fat, she has to use a boomerang to put on her belt.
49. Yo mama is so old, her birthday candles are the primary cause of global warming.
50. Yo mama is so poor, she waves a popsicle stick around and calls it “Air Conditioning.”
51. Yo mama is so stupid, she thought the “G-20 Summit” was a new brand of mountain bike.
52. Yo mama is so fat, when she tried to do the “10 Year Challenge,” she just looked like she ate 10 years of groceries in one sitting.