When the IT department is just her son on a Sunday afternoon.
My mom called because “the internet is broken.” I told her to turn the iPad around. She was holding it upside down. “Oh,” she said, “it’s much faster now!”
🔥 Top 10: The Yo Mama Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The "Because I Said So"
The only legal argument that is truly bulletproof.I asked my mom ...read more »
54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2016 “Pokemon GO & Deadpool” Edition
In 2016, we were all busy flipping water bottles and trying to ca...read more »
50 Yo Mama Jokes: The 1999 “Matrix & Millennium Bug” Edition
In 1999, everyone was preparing for the end of the world, but the...read more »
The Handbag Mystery
A portal to another dimension carried on her shoulder.My mom’s pu...read more »
1995 Legacy: The Macarena Craze
Yo mama is so big, when she does the Macarena, she creates a loc...read more »
The 3 AM Panic
Waking up to a realization that could have waited until breakfast...read more »
1995 Vintage: The Toy Story Vibe
Yo mama is so ugly, when Andy saw her, he thought Sid had moved ...read more »
51 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition
In 2003, we were all busy burning CDs and watching a clownfish lo...read more »
54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Market Crash” Edition
In 2008, the economy went down faster than Yo Mama at a free donu...read more »
The Minivan Speed
Driving 15 kids to soccer practice requires professional skill.Do...read more »
😜 More from category: The Yo Mama Joke Archive: 1995–2025
1996 Vintage: The Spice Girls Vibe
Yo mama is so old, when the Spice Girls sang "Tell me what you w...read more »
1995 Archive: The Batman Forever
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought "Batman Forever" was a promise...read more »
55 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Transformers” Edition
In 2007, we stopped clicking buttons and started swiping the scre...read more »
52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Poker Face” Edition
In 2009, we were all busy mining diamonds in Minecraft ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
Classic 80s humor. Love it.
No way! That’s too much!
so simple but so effective. i love short jokes like this.
best discovery of the week. i’m bookmarking this site for sure.
i’m laughing way harder than i should at this. help.