54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Market Crash” Edition

In 2008, the economy went down faster than Yo Mama at a free donut convention. It was the year we met Tony Stark, saw the Joker do a magic trick with a pencil, and realized that Yo Mama is the only person who can make a “subprime mortgage” look like a safe investment.

The 2008 Top 10: The “Dark Knight & Iron Man” Burns

1. The Iron Man Launch: Yo mama is so fat, when Tony Stark tried to build her a suit, he ran out of gold-titanium alloy before he even finished the left sleeve.
2. The Financial Crisis: Yo mama is so big, when the housing bubble burst, it was actually just your mama sitting on a suburban split-level home.
3. The Dark Knight Special: Yo mama is so ugly, when the Joker saw her, he stopped laughing and said: “You know what? I finally found something that isn’t funny.”
4. The Wall-E Movie: Yo mama is so fat, when she watched Wall-E, she thought the humans on the spaceship were “dangerously underweight.”
5. The Twilight Craze: Yo mama is so old, she remembers when Edward Cullen was still a human and Bella was just a twinkle in a caveman’s eye.
6. The Obama Campaign: Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw the “Yes We Can” posters, she thought it was an advertisement for a local soup kitchen.
7. The Kung Fu Panda: Yo mama is so big, when Po saw her, he gave up on being the Dragon Warrior and decided to become a professional salad eater out of pure fear.
8. The Katy Perry “I Kissed a Girl”: Yo mama is so ugly, when Katy Perry sang “I kissed a girl and I liked it,” she was clearly talking about anyone except your mama.
9. The Indiana Jones 4: Yo mama is so old, she was the one who hid the crystal skull in the first place because she thought it was a fancy paperweight.
10. The Grand Theft Auto IV: Yo mama is so fat, when she walked through Liberty City, the “Wanted Level” went up to 6 stars just for blocking the sunlight.

The Full 2008 Yo Mama Archive

11. Yo mama is so poor, she goes to the bank to smell the ATMs.
12. Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a “High Occupancy” shirt, she’s legally allowed to use the carpool lane by herself.
13. Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to “Ctrl+Alt+Delete” her actual life when she tripped on the stairs.
14. Yo mama is so ugly, she turned a “Beauty and the Beast” screening into a “Beast and the Beast” screening.
15. Yo mama is so old, her birth certificate is written on papyrus in Comic Sans.
16. Yo mama is so fat, her belt size is “To Be Continued on Blu-ray.”
17. Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a “Netbook” was a place to store her fishing equipment.
18. Yo mama is so poor, her “iPhone” is a piece of cardboard with “i” written on it in crayon.
19. Yo mama is so ugly, her shadow refuses to follow her into public.
20. Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to a buffet, the restaurant changes its name to “Closed Forever.”
21. Yo mama is so stupid, she took a ruler to the park to see how “long” the walk was.
22. Yo mama is so old, she knew the “Seven Wonders of the World” when they were still “The Seven Pretty Cool Ideas.”
23. Yo mama is so fat, when she wears yellow, planes try to land on her thinking she’s the runway.
24. Yo mama is so poor, she waves a wet rag around and calls it “central air.”
25. Yo mama is so ugly, she made a gargoyle file for worker’s comp.
26. Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car… while she was the one who parked it.
27. Yo mama is so fat, when she sits on a dollar, she makes four quarters.
28. Yo mama is so old, she sat behind Jesus in homeroom.
29. Yo mama is so poor, her “luxury car” is a shopping cart with a cup holder.
30. Yo mama is so ugly, even a blind man would say “I’m good, thanks.”
31. Yo mama is so fat, her shadow has its own zip code and a representative in Congress.
32. Yo mama is so stupid, she put a “Do Not Disturb” sign on her forehead and wondered why no one would talk to her.
33. Yo mama is so old, she remembers when the Moon was just a nightlight.
34. Yo mama is so fat, she’s the reason the Earth has a slight bulge at the equator.
35. Yo mama is so poor, she uses a Cheeto as a highlighter.
36. Yo mama is so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the cameras to save the viewers’ eyes.
37. Yo mama is so stupid, she stared at an orange juice carton for three hours because it said “Concentrate.”
38. Yo mama is so fat, she needs a GPS to find her own feet.
39. Yo mama is so old, she has a signed copy of the Ten Commandments… on a floppy disk.
40. Yo mama is so poor, she can’t even afford to pay attention.
41. Yo mama is so ugly, her face is the reason we have “Privacy Settings” on Facebook.
42. Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to light a match with a flashlight.
43. Yo mama is so fat, her necktie is a beach towel.
44. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was just a Prince’s gardener.
45. Yo mama is so poor, she goes to McDonald’s to put a McDouble on layaway.
46. Yo mama is so ugly, she turned Medusa into a pile of salt.
47. Yo mama is so stupid, she put sugar on the bed because she wanted “sweet dreams.”
48. Yo mama is so fat, she has to use a boomerang to put on her belt.
49. Yo mama is so old, her birthday candles are the primary cause of global warming.
50. Yo mama is so poor, she waves a popsicle stick around and calls it “Air Conditioning.”
51. Yo mama is so stupid, she thought the “G-8 Summit” was a new brand of mountain bike.
52. Yo mama is so fat, when she jumps into the air, she gets stuck in the ozone layer.
53. Yo mama is so old, her social security number is 1.
54. Yo mama is so stupid, she thought the “housing crash” meant people were literally falling through their floors.