1996 Vintage: The Tickle Me Elmo Fever

Yo mama is so scary, when she tried to tickle Elmo, he stopped laughing and started reciting his Last Will and Testament.

🔥 Top 10: The Yo Mama Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Yo mama is so stupid, she went to see Spice World and brought a ...read more »

In 2019, we all cried "I love you 3000," while Yo Mama was eating...read more »

In 2000, we were all worried about computers taking over the worl...read more »

A visual communication tool more effective than any text message....read more »

In 2025, we don't even talk to people anymore—we just send our AI...read more »

Yo mama is so fat, when she tried to install Windows 95, the com...read more »

Yo mama is so slow, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.P...read more »

Yo mama is so big, when she does the Macarena, she creates a loc...read more »

Yo mama is so fat, NASA used her to test the gravity on Jupiter....read more »

In 1998, we were all worried about the Y2K bug, while Yo Mama was...read more »

Yo mama is so hairy, when scientists cloned Dolly the sheep, the...read more »

A sound frequency that can stop time and bad behavior.My mom does...read more »

In 1995, if you wanted to destroy someone’s reputation, you didn'...read more »

Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to feed her Tamagotchi real Chee...read more »

@Java_Applet_User05/23/2007 12:04This joke is more portable than a Java app!

@Mainframe_Manny10/23/2004 21:52Old school processing, new school laughs.

@Harambe_Memories07/05/1998 19:42Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).

@WordPress_Fan_0310/09/2004 00:49The best thing since version 1.0!

@Viewer_Number_104/28/2007 10:03First! And it’s funny!