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1995 Classic: The NASA Discovery

 Yo mama is so fat, NASA used her to test the gravity on Jupiter.

Part of the 52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Pager” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Hotmail_Original10/19/2005 17:24Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
@Twister_Chaser08/06/2006 03:22A F5 of a joke! Intense!
@Independence_Day01/02/2004 19:01Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
@Iron_Man_Tony01/30/1997 21:59I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
@Linux_Distro_User05/01/1998 20:05Compiled this from source. 10/10.
@Goosebumps_Kid04/20/2013 00:11Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
@Sailor_Moon_Cry09/13/2012 19:27In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
@He_Man_Power05/31/2000 03:51I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
@Zoolander_Mug04/03/1995 22:00I’m a merman! A merman laughing!

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