A mystery only a mother can solve with a single glance.
I asked my mom where my socks were. She said, “If I find them in exactly the spot you just looked, you’re grounded.” She found them in three seconds. I’m still grounded.
🔥 Top 10: The Yo Mama Joke Archive: 1995–2025
54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Baby Shark” Edition
In 2018, we were all busy doing the Floss dance and try...read more »
The Memory Lane Trip
Using your childhood photos as social leverage.My mom keeps my ba...read more »
54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2022 “Oscar Slap & Twitter Takeover” Edition
In 2022, we all learned that a joke can travel faster than a slap...read more »
54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2024 “Paris Olympics & Dune 2” Edition
In 2024, we all watched a Turkish guy win silver without any gear...read more »
54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Spice Up Your Life” Edition
In 1996, the world was changing. Independence Day showed us alien...read more »
The Group Text Terror
When the family chat becomes her personal blog.My mom discovered ...read more »
52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition
In 2019, we all cried "I love you 3000," while Yo Mama was eating...read more »
1995 Vintage: The O.J. Trial
Yo mama is so big, when she sat on a white Ford Bronco, it turne...read more »
52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Pager” Edition
In 1995, if you wanted to destroy someone’s reputation, you didn'...read more »
1996 Vintage: The Tickle Me Elmo Fever
Yo mama is so scary, when she tried to tickle Elmo, he stopped l...read more »
😜 More from category: The Yo Mama Joke Archive: 1995–2025
1995 Vintage: The Toy Story Vibe
Yo mama is so ugly, when Andy saw her, he thought Sid had moved ...read more »
The Mom Voice
A sound frequency that can stop time and bad behavior.My mom does...read more »
The Laundry Prophecy
Knowing exactly when the red sock will ruin the whites.My mom can...read more »
The Cold Weather Alert
A meteorological prediction based on a mother's intuition.My mom ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
Letting this joke through the port.
Jokes are more than meets the eye!
... (Laughter in silence).
I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
Remember me? I’m still laughing.
At least I have chicken... and this joke!
Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.
i’m gonna test this theory tonight. for science.
found a typo but who cares, the joke is 10/10.
i’m gonna need a bigger fridge for all these printouts.