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The Cold Weather Alert

A meteorological prediction based on a mother’s intuition.

My mom told me to put on a sweater because SHE was feeling cold. That is the peak of maternal power.

🔥 Top 10: The Yo Mama Joke Archive: 1995–2025

53 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Revenge of the Sith” Edition
In 2005, we stopped watching TV and started watching people eat c...read more »
The Final Motherly Wisdom
Closing the day with a classic OHH! hit.My mom always said, "If e...read more »
1997 Classic: The Titanic Tragedy
 Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the Titanic, the iceberg ...read more »
54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Spice Up Your Life” Edition
In 1996, the world was changing. Independence Day showed us alien...read more »
1998 Vintage: The iMac G3 Revolution
 Yo mama is so stupid, she thought the transparent iMac was a mic...read more »
1997 Archive: The Mike Tyson Incident
 Yo mama is so ugly, when Mike Tyson saw her, he decided he’d rat...read more »
52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition
In 2019, we all cried "I love you 3000," while Yo Mama was eating...read more »
1996 Vintage: The Tickle Me Elmo Fever
 Yo mama is so scary, when she tried to tickle Elmo, he stopped l...read more »
53 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & American Idol” Edition
In 2002, we were all trying to hit the high notes of "A Moment Li...read more »
52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Poker Face” Edition
In 2009, we were all busy mining diamonds in Minecraft ...read more »

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54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Market Crash” Edition
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52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Pluto Demoted” Edition
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50 Yo Mama Jokes: The 1999 “Matrix & Millennium Bug” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lion_King_Simba10/16/1999 04:44Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
@Seinfeld_Fan_Club02/03/2015 02:46A joke about nothing? Love it!
@Beavis_Butthead01/05/2009 03:07Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
@Tech_Support_Guy07/07/2011 16:25Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
@Better_Off_Dead06/06/2008 12:28I want my two dollars! And a laugh!

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