Using your childhood photos as social leverage.
My mom keeps my baby photos on the fridge just to remind me that I used to be cute and quiet. Now I’m just expensive.
🔥 Top 10: The Yo Mama Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Cooking Confidence
A recipe that only works if she’s the one making it.I followed my...read more »
56 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & PS2” Edition
In 2000, we were all worried about computers taking over the worl...read more »
1996 Vintage: The Tickle Me Elmo Fever
Yo mama is so scary, when she tried to tickle Elmo, he stopped l...read more »
1996 Legacy: The Atlanta Olympics
Yo mama is so fat, when she ran the 100m dash in Atlanta, she to...read more »
1995 Legacy: The Braveheart Legacy
Yo mama is so hairy, when she walked out in a kilt, people shout...read more »
1996 Vintage: The Nintendo 64 Launch
Yo mama is so ugly, when she played Super Mario 64, Bowser surre...read more »
53 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2011 “Game of Thrones & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, we were all busy shouting "Fus Ro Dah!" and trying to su...read more »
1995 Classic: The NASA Discovery
Yo mama is so fat, NASA used her to test the gravity on Jupiter....read more »
The Handbag Mystery
A portal to another dimension carried on her shoulder.My mom’s pu...read more »
1996 Legacy: Yo mama is so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says
"One at a time, please."Part of the 54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 1996 “M...read more »
😜 More from category: The Yo Mama Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Selective Hearing
When your kids only hear the word "cookie" from a mile away.I can...read more »
1998 Vintage: The iMac G3 Revolution
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought the transparent iMac was a mic...read more »
1995 Legacy: The Dial-Up Speed
Yo mama is so slow, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.P...read more »
53 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & ChatGPT” Edition
In 2023, we all asked AI to do our jobs while we watched a 3-hour...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
I should make a game about this joke.
Back when the internet was simple and funny.
wait, let me read that again… okay, now i got it. haha.
my cat usually acts as a natural alarm clock so i never win anyway…
i laughed, then i cried, then i laughed again.