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The Cooking Confidence

A recipe that only works if she’s the one making it.

I followed my mom’s recipe exactly, but it tasted terrible. I called her and she said, “Oh, I forgot to mention the secret ingredient: years of bitterness and love.”

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Independence_Day12/06/2003 04:29Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
@Pizza_Pizza_9905/29/2015 06:40Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
@SoundBlaster_AWE01/08/2005 04:37Crystal clear MIDI humor.
@BitTorrent_0106/27/2015 10:31Seeding this joke for everyone else.
@Agent_Smith_0111/24/1998 22:11It is inevitable... you will laugh.
@Dr_Evil_Pinky11/15/1999 07:50One billion... laughs!
@Midi_Background07/02/2011 06:23Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
@Top_List_Winner11/23/1998 19:48Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
@Wall_Post_Hero12/17/1995 16:32Posting this to my own wall right now!

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