52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2021 “Squid Game & NFT” Edition

In 2021, we were all busy investing in digital drawings of monkeys while Yo Mama was investing in a digital drawing of a sandwich (and then trying to eat her monitor). It was the year of the Ever Given ship, the return of Spider-Man, and the realization that Yo Mama is the only person who can walk into a “Red Light, Green Light” game and win just because she’s too big to be moved by the elimination snipers.

The 2021 Top 10: The “Green Light & Suez Canal” Burns

1. The Squid Game Special: Yo mama is so fat, when she played the glass bridge game, she didn’t just break the glass—she broke the physics of the entire building and fell straight into 2022.
2. The Suez Canal Crisis: Yo mama is so big, when the Ever Given ship got stuck in the Suez Canal, it was actually just trying to avoid your mama who was taking a nap on the opposite bank.
3. The NFT Craze: Yo mama is so ugly, someone turned her photo into an NFT and it’s the only one in the world with a “negative” floor price.
4. The Spider-Man: No Way Home: Yo mama is so fat, when Dr. Strange cast the spell to make everyone forget Peter Parker, he accidentally made everyone forget your mama’s belt size because the number was too long for the universe to remember.
5. The Bernie Sanders Mittens: Yo mama is so old, she remembers when Bernie Sanders was just a kid and she told him: “Put your mittens on, it’s cold outside!”
6. The Crypto Boom: Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to mine Bitcoin with an actual shovel in her backyard and dug up the neighbors’ fiber-optic cable.
7. The Dune Premiere: Yo mama is so big, when she walked onto the set of Dune, the director fired the guy playing the giant sandworm because your mama’s leg was more intimidating.
8. The Olivia Rodrigo “Drivers License”: Yo mama is so old, she remember when a “Drivers License” was just a note from the village blacksmith saying you could handle a donkey.
9. The Godzilla vs. Kong: Yo mama is so fat, when Godzilla and Kong saw her, they stopped fighting each other and teamed up just to try and push her off the remote control.
10. The Vaccine Rollout: Yo mama is so big, when she went to get her vaccine, they had to use a harpoon and a fire hose to make sure it reached her muscle.

The Full 2021 Yo Mama Archive (Selected Highlights)

11. Yo mama is so poor, she tries to pay her rent with “exposure” on her 3-follower Instagram account.
12. Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a “Loading…” shirt, the neighborhood’s 5G speed drops to dial-up.
13. Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to “right-click and save” a real cheeseburger at McDonald’s.
14. Yo mama is so ugly, her birth certificate is a “Limited Edition” horror novel.
15. Yo mama is so old, her Social Security number is written in binary… using actual sticks.
16. Yo mama is so fat, her belt size is “To Be Continued on Disney+ Premier Access.”
17. Yo mama is so stupid, she thought “The Metaverse” was a new brand of diet pills.
18. Yo mama is so poor, her “crypto wallet” is a sock with a picture of a dog taped to it.
19. Yo mama is so ugly, she turned a “Beauty” filter into a “Hardware Failure.”
20. Yo mama is so fat, when she falls, she doesn’t make a sound—she makes a global news alert.
21. Yo mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to a “Live Stream” because she heard it was “refreshing.”
22. Yo mama is so old, she remembers when the “Big Bang” was just a “Small Misunderstanding.”
23. Yo mama is so fat, when she wears yellow, everyone yells “Taxi!”—even the airplanes.
24. Yo mama is so poor, she waves a wet towel around and calls it “a spa experience.”
25. Yo mama is so ugly, she made Medusa look like a Victoria’s Secret model.
26. Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car… again.
27. Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t look at the menu—she looks at the blueprints.
28. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was just a Prince’s footman.
29. Yo mama is so poor, she goes to the bank just to stand in the air conditioning.
30. Yo mama is so ugly, even a blind man would say “No thanks.”
31. Yo mama is so fat, her shadow has its own zip code and its own time zone.
32. Yo mama is so stupid, she put a “Do Not Disturb” sign on her forehead and wondered why no one would talk to her.
33. Yo mama is so old, she sat next to Moses in kindergarten.
34. Yo mama is so fat, she’s the reason the Earth has a slight bulge at the equator.
35. Yo mama is so poor, she uses a Cheeto as a highlighter.
36. Yo mama is so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the cameras to save the equipment.
37. Yo mama is so stupid, she stared at an orange juice carton for three hours because it said “Concentrate.”
38. Yo mama is so fat, she needs a GPS to find her own feet.
39. Yo mama is so old, she has a signed copy of the Ten Commandments.
40. Yo mama is so poor, she can’t even afford to pay attention.
41. Yo mama is so ugly, her face is the reason we have the “Skip Ad” button.
42. Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to light a match with a flashlight.
43. Yo mama is so fat, her necktie is a beach towel.
44. Yo mama is so old, her birth certificate says “Expired.”
45. Yo mama is so poor, she goes to McDonald’s to put a McDouble on layaway.
46. Yo mama is so ugly, she turned Medusa into a pile of salt.
47. Yo mama is so stupid, she put sugar on the bed because she wanted “sweet dreams.”
48. Yo mama is so fat, she has to use a boomerang to put on her belt.
49. Yo mama is so old, her birthday candles are the primary cause of global warming.
50. Yo mama is so poor, she waves a popsicle stick around and calls it “Air Conditioning.”
51. Yo mama is so stupid, she thought the “G-20 Summit” was a new brand of mountain bike.
52. Yo mama is so fat, when she jumps into the air, she gets stuck.