54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Baby Shark” Edition

In 2018, we were all busy doing the Floss dance and trying to avoid the “Bird Box” challenge. It was the year of Black Panther, the rise of TikTok (rebranded from Musical.ly), and the realization that Yo Mama is the only person who can make a “Smart House” file for a divorce just to get her out of the kitchen.

The 2018 Top 10: The “Snap & Shark” Burns

1. The Infinity War Special: Yo mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his palce, the Infinity Gauntlet broke because it couldn’t handle the data required to disintegrate her left thigh.
2. The Baby Shark Fever: Yo mama is so ugly, when she sang “Baby Shark,” the sharks actually jumped out of the water and tried to evolve legs just to get away from her.
3. The Tide Pod Craze: Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to use a Tide Pod as a breath mint because she heard it would give her a “fresh, clean look.”
4. The Black Panther Vibe: Yo mama is so old, she remember when Wakanda was just a small “Coming Soon” sign in the middle of a desert.
5. The Bird Box Challenge: Yo mama is so ugly, she did the Bird Box challenge without a blindfold—people just closed their eyes when they saw her coming.
6. The Fortnite Dances: Yo mama is so fat, when she tried to do the “Floss,” she accidentally flossed her own teeth with the power lines of the entire neighborhood.
7. The TikTok Launch: Yo mama is so stupid, she thought TikTok was a new brand of breath mints that helped you tell the time.
8. The Elon Musk’s Tesla in Space: Yo mama is so big, when Elon Musk sent his Tesla into space, it didn’t orbit the Sun—it got caught in your mama’s gravitational pull and crashed into her hip.
9. The Spider-Verse Premiere: Yo mama is so fat, in every single multiverse, she’s still at the same McDonald’s ordering the same number five with extra fries.
10. The Royal Wedding (Harry & Meghan): Yo mama is so poor, she watched the Royal Wedding on a microwave screen and tried to throw rice at the window.

The Full 2018 Yo Mama Archive (Selected Highlights)

11. Yo mama is so poor, she goes to the grocery store just to lick the pictures on the cereal boxes.
12. Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a “Do Not Enter” shirt, it’s not for security—it’s because there’s literally no more room in the building.
13. Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to “un-friend” her reflection in the mirror because it wouldn’t stop copying her.
14. Yo mama is so ugly, her birth certificate is a “Graphic Content” warning from the hospital.
15. Yo mama is so old, her Social Security number is just the digit “0” (She says she taught the dinosaurs how to roar).
16. Yo mama is so fat, her belt size is “To Be Continued on 5G Network.”
17. Yo mama is so stupid, she thought “FaceID” was a new brand of makeup.
18. Yo mama is so poor, her “iPhone” is a piece of wood with an “i” written on it.
19. Yo mama is so ugly, even the “Beautify” filter on her phone says: “I can’t work miracles, lady.”
20. Yo mama is so fat, when she falls down, she doesn’t make a sound—she makes a news alert on every smartphone.
21. Yo mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to a “live stream” because she heard it was “buffering.”
22. Yo mama is so old, she remembers when the “Red Sea” was just a “Pink Puddle.”
23. Yo mama is so fat, when she wears yellow, everyone yells “Taxi!”—even the ISS astronauts.
24. Yo mama is so poor, she waves a wet towel around and calls it “a spa experience.”
25. Yo mama is so ugly, she made Medusa look like a supermodel.
26. Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car… again.
27. Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t look at the menu—she looks at the structural blueprints.
28. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was just a Prince’s footman.
29. Yo mama is so poor, she goes to the bank just to stand in the air conditioning.
30. Yo mama is so ugly, even a blind man would say “No thanks.”
31. Yo mama is so fat, her shadow has its own zip code and its own time zone.
32. Yo mama is so stupid, she put a “Do Not Disturb” sign on her forehead and wondered why no one would talk to her.
33. Yo mama is so old, she sat next to Moses in kindergarten.
34. Yo mama is so fat, she’s the reason the Earth has a slight bulge at the equator.
35. Yo mama is so poor, she uses a Cheeto as a highlighter.
36. Yo mama is so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the cameras to save the equipment.
37. Yo mama is so stupid, she stared at an orange juice carton for three hours because it said “Concentrate.”
38. Yo mama is so fat, she needs a GPS to find her own feet.
39. Yo mama is so old, she has a signed copy of the Ten Commandments.
40. Yo mama is so poor, she can’t even afford to pay attention.
41. Yo mama is so ugly, her face is the reason we have the “Skip Ad” button.
42. Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to light a match with a flashlight.
43. Yo mama is so fat, her necktie is a beach towel.
44. Yo mama is so old, her birth certificate says “Expired.”
45. Yo mama is so poor, she goes to McDonald’s to put a McDouble on layaway.
46. Yo mama is so ugly, she turned Medusa into a pile of salt.
47. Yo mama is so stupid, she put sugar on the bed because she wanted “sweet dreams.”
48. Yo mama is so fat, she has to use a boomerang to put on her belt.
49. Yo mama is so old, her birthday candles are the primary cause of global warming.
50. Yo mama is so poor, she waves a popsicle stick around and calls it “Air Conditioning.”
51. Yo mama is so stupid, she thought the “G-20 Summit” was a new brand of mountain bike.
52. Yo mama is so fat, when she jumps into the air, she gets stuck.
53. Yo mama is so stupid, she thought “WiFi” stood for “Why I Fail Internally.”
54. Yo mama is so fat, when she tried to do the “Kiki Challenge,” the car actually stopped and asked her if she was okay.