When your kids only hear the word “cookie” from a mile away.
I can yell my kids’ names for twenty minutes and get nothing. But if I whisper “I’m eating the last piece of chocolate” in the basement, they appear instantly.
🔥 Top 10: The Yo Mama Joke Archive: 1995–2025
54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Baby Shark” Edition
In 2018, we were all busy doing the Floss dance and try...read more »
1996 Archive: The Independence Day Special
Yo mama is so fat, when the aliens tried to beam her up in Indep...read more »
The Cooking Confidence
A recipe that only works if she’s the one making it.I followed my...read more »
1995 Archive: The Batman Forever
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought "Batman Forever" was a promise...read more »
52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Poker Face” Edition
In 2009, we were all busy mining diamonds in Minecraft ...read more »
1997 Classic: The Titanic Tragedy
Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the Titanic, the iceberg ...read more »
1995 Vintage: The Starbucks Boom
Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to Starbucks, she orders a "Ven...read more »
1996 Vintage: The Nintendo 64 Launch
Yo mama is so ugly, when she played Super Mario 64, Bowser surre...read more »
54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2001 “Shrek & Fellowship” Edition
In 2001, we were all obsessed with rings, ogres, and wizards. It ...read more »
The Mom Voice
A sound frequency that can stop time and bad behavior.My mom does...read more »
😜 More from category: The Yo Mama Joke Archive: 1995–2025
52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition
In 2019, we all cried "I love you 3000," while Yo Mama was eating...read more »
52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram” Edition
In 2010, we started taking photos of our lunch before eating it, ...read more »
52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Pluto Demoted” Edition
In 2006, we started expressing our deepest thoughts in 140 charac...read more »
1996 Legacy: The Atlanta Olympics
Yo mama is so fat, when she ran the 100m dash in Atlanta, she to...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
No viruses here, just good vibes.
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!
True story! I was there!
lol, i love the “logic” here. it almost makes sense.
i’m laughing so much my stomach hurts. pure vibes.
i’ve been scrolling for 20 minutes and this is the first one that made me bark-laugh.
Finally, a place with actual humor, not that AI garbage.