Yo mama is so fat, when the aliens tried to beam her up in Independence Day, the tractor beam snapped and the City Destroyer crashed into the Atlantic.
Part of the 54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Spice Up Your Life” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Yo Mama Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Cold Weather Alert
A meteorological prediction based on a mother's intuition.My mom ...read more »
1995 Legacy: The Macarena Craze
Yo mama is so big, when she does the Macarena, she creates a loc...read more »
54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Baby Shark” Edition
In 2018, we were all busy doing the Floss dance and try...read more »
1996 Vintage: The Macarena Craze
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought the "Macarena" was a new pasta...read more »
1997 Vintage: The Pathfinder Mars Mission
Yo mama is so big, when NASA’s Pathfinder landed on Mars, it act...read more »
1995 Legacy: The Windows 95 Launch
Yo mama is so fat, when she tried to install Windows 95, the com...read more »
The "I’ll Give You Something to Cry About"
The classic threat that usually ends in a hug.My mom told me she’...read more »
55 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2025 “AI Supremacy & Mars Colonization” Edition
In 2025, we don't even talk to people anymore—we just send our AI...read more »
54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Market Crash” Edition
In 2008, the economy went down faster than Yo Mama at a free donu...read more »
52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Poker Face” Edition
In 2009, we were all busy mining diamonds in Minecraft ...read more »
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51 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Pennywise” Edition
In 2017, we were all busy spinning fidget spinners and avoiding r...read more »
52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram” Edition
In 2010, we started taking photos of our lunch before eating it, ...read more »
52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Pluto Demoted” Edition
In 2006, we started expressing our deepest thoughts in 140 charac...read more »
The Cooking Confidence
A recipe that only works if she’s the one making it.I followed my...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!