54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2016 “Pokemon GO & Deadpool” Edition

In 2016, we were all busy flipping water bottles and trying to catch ’em all. It was the year of Deadpool, the “Dab” dance, and the realization that Yo Mama is the only person who can walk into a PokeStop and the game says: “Error: Storage Full… and I’m talking about the sidewalk.”

The 2016 Top 10: The “Pikachu & Oscar” Burns

1. The Pokemon GO Special: Yo mama is so fat, when she walked outside to play Pokemon GO, the app crashed because it couldn’t decide if she was a Snorlax or a new continent.
2. The Deadpool Debut: Yo mama is so ugly, when Deadpool saw her, he said: “Okay, maybe my face isn’t that bad after all. Can you stand over there? You’re ruining my fourth-wall break.”
3. The Leo’s Oscar: Yo mama is so old, she remembers when Leonardo DiCaprio was just a kid and she told him: “Don’t worry, Leo, you’ll get that trophy in about a hundred years.”
4. The Bottle Flip Challenge: Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to do the “Water Bottle Flip Challenge” with a 5-gallon water cooler jug and ended up flooding her neighbor’s basement.
5. The Suicide Squad: Yo mama is so scary, when Harley Quinn saw her, she decided to go back to being a normal psychiatrist because “insanity has its limits.”
6. The Stranger Things Premiere: Yo mama is so fat, when she entered the “Upside Down,” she didn’t find monsters—she just found all the snacks she lost in the sofa cushions back in 1984.
7. The Harambe Tribute: Yo mama is so stupid, she went to the zoo and tried to take a selfie with Harambe because she thought he was her long-lost cousin from her dad’s side.
8. The Dab Craze: Yo mama is so fat, when she tried to “Dab,” she created a localized windstorm that blew the roof off the local KFC.
9. The Rogue One: Yo mama is so big, the Empire didn’t need a Death Star to destroy a planet—they just told your mama there was a free buffet on the surface and let gravity do the rest.
10. The Mannequin Challenge: Yo mama is so fat, when she did the “Mannequin Challenge,” people didn’t think she was posing—they just thought she had finally reached her maximum capacity for movement.

The Full 2016 Yo Mama Archive (Selected Highlights)

11. Yo mama is so poor, she goes to the park to use the public fountain as a water dispenser for her Kool-Aid.
12. Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a “Loading…” shirt, the neighborhood’s Wi-Fi speed drops to zero.
13. Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to “FaceTime” a mirror because she wanted to see her best friend.
14. Yo mama is so ugly, her birth certificate is a “Do Not Resuscitate” order for her social life.
15. Yo mama is so old, her social security number is just the digit “0.”
16. Yo mama is so fat, her belt size is “To Be Continued on 5G.”
17. Yo mama is so stupid, she thought “Apple Pay” was a way to buy fruit with more fruit.
18. Yo mama is so poor, her “home security system” is a sign that says “The neighbors have better stuff.”
19. Yo mama is so ugly, she turned a “Beauty” filter into a “Crash Report.”
20. Yo mama is so fat, when she falls, she doesn’t make a sound—she makes a headline.
21. Yo mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to a “live stream” because she heard it was “buffering.”
22. Yo mama is so old, she remembers when the “Big Bang” was just a “Small Conversation.”
23. Yo mama is so fat, when she wears yellow, everyone yells “Taxi!”—even the airplanes.
24. Yo mama is so poor, she waves a wet towel around and calls it “a spa experience.”
25. Yo mama is so ugly, she made Medusa look like a Victoria’s Secret model.
26. Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car… again.
27. Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t look at the menu—she looks at the blueprints.
28. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was just a Prince’s footman.
29. Yo mama is so poor, she goes to the bank just to stand in the air conditioning.
30. Yo mama is so ugly, even a blind man would say “No thanks.”
31. Yo mama is so fat, her shadow has its own zip code and its own time zone.
32. Yo mama is so stupid, she put a “Do Not Disturb” sign on her forehead and wondered why no one would talk to her.
33. Yo mama is so old, she sat next to Moses in kindergarten.
34. Yo mama is so fat, she’s the reason the Earth has a slight bulge at the equator.
35. Yo mama is so poor, she uses a Cheeto as a highlighter.
36. Yo mama is so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the cameras to save the equipment.
37. Yo mama is so stupid, she stared at an orange juice carton for three hours because it said “Concentrate.”
38. Yo mama is so fat, she needs a GPS to find her own feet.
39. Yo mama is so old, she has a signed copy of the Ten Commandments.
40. Yo mama is so poor, she can’t even afford to pay attention.
41. Yo mama is so ugly, her face is the reason we have the “Skip Ad” button.
42. Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to light a match with a flashlight.
43. Yo mama is so fat, her necktie is a beach towel.
44. Yo mama is so old, her birth certificate says “Expired.”
45. Yo mama is so poor, she goes to McDonald’s to put a McDouble on layaway.
46. Yo mama is so ugly, she turned Medusa into a pile of salt.
47. Yo mama is so stupid, she put sugar on the bed because she wanted “sweet dreams.”
48. Yo mama is so fat, she has to use a boomerang to put on her belt.
49. Yo mama is so old, her birthday candles are the primary cause of global warming.
50. Yo mama is so poor, she waves a popsicle stick around and calls it “Air Conditioning.”
51. Yo mama is so stupid, she thought the “G-20 Summit” was a new brand of mountain bike.
52. Yo mama is so fat, when she jumps into the air, she gets stuck.
53. Yo mama is so stupid, she thought “WiFi” stood for “Why I Fail Internally.”
54. Yo mama is so fat, when she walked onto the set of Gravity, the director told her she was the only planet they needed to film.